You Can Tell A Lot About Someone From Their Favorite Videogame
December 11, 2006 - 11:49 am | PermalinkAre you into Half Life? Cool! You're an aggressive, latent homosexual! A Zelda Fan, are you? Wow…you were persecuted in high school and now weigh over 300 pounds. You can tell quite a bit about someone from their favorite video game.
PONG: They’re either a smartass…or mentally challenged.
Goldeneye for N64: They didn’t “get any” in high school.
“Anything with Mario”: They’re either a 10-year-old boy, or a meth dealer from Florida.
Final Fantasy III/Chrono Trigger: Not only did they not “get any” in high school, they’re still not quite sure what “getting any” means
Sonic the Hedgehog: They’re the dudes buying the meth from the Mario fans
WiiSports: They’re currently looking for more bandwagons to jump onto
Dead or Alive: Someone with a serious, borderline dangerous, Asian fetish
Nintendogs for the DS: You never fully recovered from the car accident
NBA Live 2k6: You drive a Toyota and love a smidge of mayonnaise on your bland turkey sandwich
Anything on PS3: You either rich, or a dude who loves selling things on eBay.
Metal Gear Solid 2: You live alone, you haven’t dated a girl in three years and your knife collection is growing every day
Ninja Gaiden, Black: You used to beat up dudes in high school
Halo 3: You’ve got a sweet ass time machine, seeing as the game hasn’t come out yet.
WarioWare—Touched for Nintendo DS: You love giving people “high fives” at inappropriate times, like funerals, or during sex
Kingdom Hearts: You’re gay…you just don’t know it yet because you’re 10-years-old
