Women Hate Jessica Alba

Written by Lukas Kaiser

Is it jealousy? Moral outrage? Anger at her perpetuation of a negative female stereotype? We at DoubleViking expose why women tend to – oh, wait. It's definitely jealousy.

Look at this picture.

Slobbbber.

This one?

Shudder. And...

Ohhh yeah. These images are PERFECT. Any guy could tell you that. She's pretty much flawless. But check out some comments made on them when someone posted Alba McHotperfect's GQ spread on message board frequented by women:

Ease up, you jealous hussies. Just because your boyfriends are thinking of her while they're boning you doesn't mean you need to hate so hard.

Admit it, ladies...even YOU girls get boners when you see these pictures. Thought so.

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There are 6 comments so far:

Lukas

07/06/2007 13:33

Actually I change my mind. She sucks...she should be executed...then blown up...and then ground into bits, then fed to a fat pig.

david

07/06/2007 15:52

pretty damn close to female perfection...deal with it ladies.

Mike

07/07/2007 10:28

The only problem with Jessica Alba is she insists on dating douche bags... and not me.

Samuel

07/09/2007 23:21

It's called "Raising the bar"

kano

07/19/2007 12:29

my wife is into her. and so am i. come to think of it, if Jessica ever comes over for coffee and we convince her i might score a 3 way.

Brandon Walsh

07/19/2007 12:30

bitch. looking all good and stuff.

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