08.04.08 From the Viking
Who's Hotter: Salma Hayek or Scarlett Johansson
Which short, big gazonga'd actress is hotter: latina Salma Hayek or gringa Scarlett Johansson? You decide!
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Mexico Joe
08/04/2008 10:40
sweet knockers! I'll go with Scarlett, cause she be a white woman
Matty
08/04/2008 10:43
Hahaha!! I guess I'll go with Selma then.
InglewoodJack
08/04/2008 10:50
Selma, sorry I can't really stand Scarlett. There are many naughty things I'd like to do to Selma.
Mexico Joe
08/04/2008 11:21
i hate them both equally, scarlett is a huge bitch but when salma speaks english it just pains me to hear it
Studboy
08/04/2008 11:39
Uhhh, are we comparing broccoli and chocolate cake?
Studboy
08/04/2008 11:39
tofu and steak
Studboy
08/04/2008 11:40
rice cakes or beer?
kevin
08/04/2008 12:29
Salma Hayek, ive always had a thing for her.
chris
08/04/2008 13:01
scarlett is f'n hot but seems a bit too pretencious thus crappy in bed. give me salma.
Whale
08/04/2008 13:01
Ill go with scarlett only for salma's voice, i mean seriously you cant go wrong waking up to either of those hot POA's
Bob
08/04/2008 13:17
My vote is neither is hotter, because both have that curvy thing going on, and that is better than a 25 poind stick figure any day. Both have super sexy voices. I mean this is just too hard for me to pick.
Melissa
08/04/2008 13:25
Salma forever! I hate Scarlett Johansson with a deep burning passion. I can't wait to see her in 20 when she's a disease infested whore starring in American Pie 12 with Tara Reid.
By the way, did I mention I don't like her?
By the way, did I mention I don't like her?
Cali Adam
08/04/2008 15:34
This is the first time I've had a hard decision. I can't decide I'll take both.
Oscar
08/04/2008 15:45
Even though she's marrying that douche, the blond Dane Cook, I'm going with Scar Jo. At least she hasn't gotten pregnant yet.
Bear
08/04/2008 15:48
Hayek is classic hot. Johansson is a vapid dumpster slut.
Captain Tightpants
08/04/2008 16:37
Salma's gotten better with age. Plus she's not a raving superbitch like Scarlett. Salma all the way baby, oh yes.
Studboy
08/04/2008 17:14
@ Melissa
That was a hilarious rant, American Pie 12?
Too funny. So, you're an A cup?
That was a hilarious rant, American Pie 12?
Too funny. So, you're an A cup?
Melissa
08/04/2008 17:25
@ Studboy
No, actually I haven't been an A cup since I was 11.
No, actually I haven't been an A cup since I was 11.
C
08/04/2008 18:19
Scarlett is at least somewhat attractive. Salma isn't really attractive at all; she's a mild butterface. But yes, Scarlett would definitely have to wear some duct tape over her mouth to keep me from forever vanquishing her to the phantom zone. She's a bitch. But damn she's hot. She needs to kneel.
The Hitman
08/04/2008 18:57
salma hayek. I don't care how many years it's been, Salma's been insanely fucking hot since Desperado and she still is...
The Hitman
08/04/2008 19:55
muthafuckin' tara! Prepare for ocular penetration, bitch!!! I'm gonna skull fuck you till your brains spill out of your ears, and then I'll use your brain goo as lube for the elephant I'm gonna have fuck you up the ass, ya spammin' cum guzzlin' whorebot!
Nick
08/04/2008 20:08
Sorry gotta go with Scarlett, Selma has never really been my thing
Matty
08/04/2008 20:28
Tara...............what Hitman said x 4
Moncho
08/04/2008 20:33
Son of a bitch on a trampolin! Are you seriously asking me to choose between two of my top picks in womanhood? Fuck. I am going with Salma because she is a milf and is totally my type, busty, cute, long dark hair and latin.
Oscar
08/04/2008 20:40
Damn!! Do not piss off The Legendary Hitman!
The Hitman
08/04/2008 23:06
Thank you, thank you...I'm here all week...Try the veal!
Michael
08/05/2008 08:30
Wayyyyy too close to call that one! TIE
david
08/06/2008 08:10
Salma's got milk ...those baby's are not just for show,they're functional!
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