Who's Hotter: Angeline Jolie Edition

Why can't Jolie be the "White K.D. Aubert"? Damn DV, you just set us Crackers back 40 years!!

I dated a chick that looked alot like K.D. so, I have to go with her. Both have incredible DSL's. Me love you medium time.

who in the shit is the black angelina jolie? and just so you know, I'm the mexican brad pitt

the real deal

the original angelina is hotter, and what in the fuck are DSLs? I missed that one

Dick
Sucking
Lips

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! everything is much clearer now

Dear god, where do I find this K.D. Aubert chick....? I'm goin' with her, Angie's gettin older...

I got to go with K.D., because black chicks are totally hot, and I never really thought that Angelina Jolie was really all that hot (from the front anyway). Also, I'm not a fan of the giant lips on anyone. Looks like something is wrong with them.

jolie is all used up and black chix are way better in bed! So i go with K.D.

Is it racist if it is a good stereotype? Like chinese guys are good at math. Is that something that chinese dudes get pissed off about? I am sure there aren't too many black dudes trying to dispel the stereotype that they are all hung like horses!

It's not a stereotype. ;)

wtf? A black chick has big lips and all of sudden she is a Jolie lookalike? Weak. She's hot though but not as hot as Jolie. Plus Jolie has the whole freaky-deaky thing going on for her so that adds to her hotness.

ha nice hitman!

Angie is used up. i dont want billie bob's sloppy seconds! plus she's pooped out a few kids from her baby hole now so its useless. brad prolly has to play the back nine to get any friction.

Jolie was great like 5 years ago. When you think about it, all she has is DSL and sexy eyes. Jolie was never known for an amazing ass or tits. The fact that she has 17 kids doesn't help.

In the end. I call a tie. Unless Killer can drop some good linkage.

Uhm, explain to me again why she is the "black angelina jolie"? I have big lips and big boobs, does that make me the next scarlett johanssen?


Also, I have to go with the original on this one, its like choosing new coke over original, you're just going to be disappointed.

as long as there's a little heat in the hole, I don't give a shit.

that should be taco bells new slogan...

put a little heat in your hole!

Melissa, I have spikey hair, a nice body and facial hair. Does that make me the next Ryan Reynolds? Not that I'd want to marry you or anything... maybe just a nice roll in the hay for starters :P

LMAO @ Chris!

I used to be fan of DSL but nowadays they're annoying... I just want to wet them lips and stick them on the windows!

Oh yeah, KD Aubert. Just because I want a new toy to play with over the old.

Id take angela all the way

Sorry guys, I was out on Friday. KD's "nickname" is the Black Angelina Jolie. At least from what I've read online. That isn't a nickname we gave her. Sorry about the confusion. Ain't nobody trying to be racist up in here! In some photos, they do have a striking resemblance.

I'll let it slide Admin, only because it's Colubus Day. For future sake, I want to be referred to as "Sir Ben Kingsley, with Hair", that is all.

Shit, Columbus.

Thanks Matty! haha