Who's Hotter: American Pie and it's spoof

Mrjomorisin says that the chick on the right with the square black nipples is hotter than the chick on the left with the square black nipples.
He further posits that the chick on the left has mis-shapen, lopsided titties, though Mrjomorisin states he would gnaw said mis-shapen mammaries into equalibrium.

Nadia...!

Shannon hands down. She has the greatest set of fake tits ever created by mankind.

the one on the left has some face issues, the one on the right is nigh perfect. shannon FTW

Mrjomorisin wonders if that is Lukas in the last scenario, in the 'Morning After' vid

Melissa chooses the original Nadia because she and Melissa have many things in common, they are both girls and they both love geeks.

Nadia. but i'll take Areola as a consolation prize...

Nadia fo' sho'!!


BURP.

I'm going with Shannon.

^Mrjomorisin will have to place a BITCH SLAP-TPT VIOLATION on Oscar.

Mrjomorisin also will have to place the same BITCH SLAP-TPT VIOLATION on the Hitman, seeing as Matty must be FUCKING OFF today as the TPT Gestapo

jomo, Oscar places a titty friday violation on you!

Oscar walks away with his head down in shame. TPT violations are the worst. Kind of like wet blankets and hairy girls hitting on you. Or like your pontiac fiero blowing a head gasket while your driving fast on the highway trying to impress Bertha.

Nick says Shannon wins no question and remember guys its third person thursday

Areola. Now that I remember, Nadia's tits were kinda creepy.

Shannon Elizabeth , bitcheZ!!