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Who's Hotter 5-16-08
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John Mayer Edition: Which chick is hotter while still with John Mayer… Jennifer Aniston or Jessica Simpson?

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Cali Adam
05/16/2008 12:06
They're both hot without him, but with him I wouldn't touch! It would take a good 6 months sans Mayer before I hop in the sack with them. Although I've always had a thing for Jessica regardless of how dumb she acts. Gonna go youtube her scene in Dukes of Hazard right now...
Matty
05/16/2008 12:08
Why would you Scurvy this up with John Mayer? They both are now ?able.
Matty
05/16/2008 12:08
Although, I'd eat a plump dump from Aniston's rump.
chris
05/16/2008 12:11
i am convinced simpson was a man at one time, but her dad altered her dna to make money by "managing" a popstar.
aniston is much hotter but I bet she sucks in the sack. to into herself.
aniston is much hotter but I bet she sucks in the sack. to into herself.
chris
05/16/2008 12:12
can anyone tell me why john mayer is pulling tail?
Mark
05/16/2008 12:15
hes sensitive
Mark
05/16/2008 12:15
aniston in the 90's ftw
Matty
05/16/2008 12:18
Chris it's called "music", it's been happening since the first caveman hit two rocks together to make a "beat". You know he started a band and began laying pipe and the rest Son, is what they call History!!
John
05/16/2008 12:22
Jessica is hot, even if she's mentally challenged
chris
05/16/2008 12:24
thats it i need to break out my casio keyboard again and get the band back together!
chris
05/16/2008 12:30
i might be showing my ignorance here but what the hell does "ftw" mean.
I dont text much or troll on myspace for underage girls so I aint hip to the net lingo
I dont text much or troll on myspace for underage girls so I aint hip to the net lingo
Hurricanes
05/16/2008 12:30
Jessica- with that sweet body of hers, almond eyes and big mouth.
The Hitman
05/16/2008 12:35
@chris: ftw= for the win
chris
05/16/2008 12:37
for the win.... is there an abbreviation for everything? or should i say itaafe?
Mark
05/16/2008 12:40
trolling myspace for middle school girls ftw LOL
Matty
05/16/2008 12:42
Jess has a vagina
Matty
05/16/2008 12:42
Swayze has stunning hair FTW!!
joe
05/16/2008 12:43
umm i'd titty fuck simpson.....mebbe even bag the shit outta her, but only after duct taping her mouth shut
chris
05/16/2008 12:44
Da Gute is jealous of the Swaz' hair but wonders if it has fallen out yet? Why am I talking like its thursday? Its Friday, wheres my drink?
joe
05/16/2008 12:45
chris, if there isn't make one up....real men coin new abbreviations and phrases all the time
chris
05/16/2008 12:52
how 'bout this one joe? GFY
joe
05/16/2008 12:57
you can go fuck yourself chris...i'm partial to fucking the lady folks
Matty
05/16/2008 13:00
Simmer down fella's, Swayze is sick wit da cancer!! Now where's my copy of Point Break and my bottle of Jagr!?
chris
05/16/2008 13:00
awww that one is already taken? I am waaaaay behind
Mark
05/16/2008 13:26
GFY= goodtime fucking yanni
Matty
05/16/2008 13:28
Fucking Yanni is a good time!!!! oh the baby's!
joe
05/16/2008 13:54
either it's taken chris, or i decipher well....not sure, i assume i got the correct meaning then...stfumfpb
Michael
05/16/2008 13:58
Aniston! No contest!
Oscar
05/16/2008 14:30
Aniston! No contest! I'm with you Michael. Stupid Simpson with her manface.
Craig
05/16/2008 15:00
I think Aniston, too.
C
05/16/2008 17:02
Mid 90's Aniston seriously ftw, before she got all anorexic and orange. She looks better now than a few years ago, and Jessica Simpson reminds me of Dick Tracy with that square jaw of hers. Gotta go with Aniston.
Bear
05/16/2008 23:46
Neither
Bear
05/16/2008 23:47
They both have manfaces.
Bear
05/16/2008 23:48
And they are stupid.
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