Lukas (#3)
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Registration date: 12/2/2006
Number of posts: 160
Number of comments: 4123

Lukas Kaiser is a comedy writer living in New York. Since graduating from NYU in 2004, he's written material for places like the Chappelle's Show, Spike TV, the Axe ad campaign. He's currently the
Director of Original Content for DoubleViking.com. He also pees sitting down.

Last 20 posts:

• Attack Mode: Killer Bees at 05/15/2008 16:00
• Man Gaffes Presents Cooking For Your Lady, Dos and Donts at 05/15/2008 09:00
• I HATE You: Brooklyn Cab Drivers at 05/14/2008 13:07
• DV Photo Essay: Suge Knight Gets Knocked Out at 05/12/2008 15:18
• Bullet Points: Five Niche Greeting Cards at 05/09/2008 16:00
• I HATE You: People With Spring Colds at 05/08/2008 09:00
• I HATE You: Jehovah's Witnesses at 05/02/2008 16:00
• Bullet Points: 5 Rick Roll Replacements at 05/01/2008 09:00
• Bullet Points: 9 Reasons Why They Live Is Still Real at 04/28/2008 16:00
• Bullet Points: The 10 Ugliest Faces in Hollywood at 04/25/2008 16:00
• Pop Cult Spewtem: TV Shows That Cancel Each Other Out, Seinfeld Edition at 04/24/2008 09:00
• DV Expose: A Girl Who Went To My High School Did Porn at 04/21/2008 09:00
• LUKAS SEZ: New Hand Gestures at 04/18/2008 16:00
• Bullet Points: 8 Reasons Not to Pay Your Taxes (And One Reason to Pay Them) at 04/15/2008 16:00
• Man Up Your Neighborhood at 04/09/2008 09:00
• Twitter Theater: Goodfellas at 04/07/2008 16:00
• DV EXPOSE: April Fools' Day at 03/31/2008 09:00
• Bullet Points: 5 Unusual Spring Break Destinations at 03/26/2008 09:00
• LoL Corpsez!! at 03/25/2008 16:00
• Awkward Conversations: Telling your Roommate You Banged His Girlfriend at 03/24/2008 16:00

Last 20 comments:

• On DV Wingman: Double Dating Is Not Cool at 05/16/2008 18:06

  one of his parlor tricks is shitting a lot. do ladies still dig that one?

• On DV Wingman: Double Dating Is Not Cool at 05/16/2008 17:36

  can you guys take my dad? he's in scottsdale alone and single. hook a 60 yr old jewish dude uppp

• On DV's Qs, Ts & As 5-16-08 at 05/16/2008 15:05

  agreed, chris

• On DV's Qs, Ts & As 5-16-08 at 05/16/2008 14:14

  i saw a dude buying some cracklin at a store. he was in his late 40s and was disgusting. that's your future, insert!!!

• On DV's Qs, Ts & As 5-16-08 at 05/16/2008 13:42

  cheese is pretty bad for you (and especially me because I am sorta lactose intolerant) but i love me some pizza

• On Fight Club: NYPD vs. LAPD at 05/16/2008 11:57

  Detroit hehe

• On Fight Club: NYPD vs. LAPD at 05/16/2008 11:40

  no sorry, amadou diallo but it was more a march than anything... there hasn't been a cop beating related riot

• On Fight Club: NYPD vs. LAPD at 05/16/2008 11:39

  and matty... crown heights riot

• On Fight Club: NYPD vs. LAPD at 05/16/2008 11:39

  nypd for the alwayz win

• On Hi-5: Five Hottest Women Who Secretly Play Dungeons & Dragons at 05/16/2008 10:47

  nick is fucking amazing

• On CAPTION THIS PICTURE-5-16-08 at 05/16/2008 10:46

  "omg! can you believe DV fucked up the caption post?! ps i'm pregnant!"

• On Flickr vs. Webshots: "Cigarette Cleavage" at 05/16/2008 02:30

  killer, come back! we need you for the lanx!

• On Flickr vs. Webshots: "Cigarette Cleavage" at 05/16/2008 02:29

  webshots

• On Attack Mode: Killer Bees at 05/15/2008 18:32

  hahaha

• On Attack Mode: Killer Bees at 05/15/2008 18:07

  and inside spoonz' avy's brain

• On Fight Club: Nerd VS Retard at 05/15/2008 15:37

  retards, tho, get mad poom

• On DV's Qs, Ts & As 5-15-08 at 05/15/2008 13:37

  Lukas will say this much.. he watches more porn now

• On Fight Club: Nerd VS Retard at 05/15/2008 13:06

  awwwww chris. lukas is reading the farley book that just came out. you're kinda close, but that's sad

• On Who's Hotter 5-15-08 at 05/15/2008 13:05

  here's something... maria was engaged to jamie kennedy.. affect your judgment at all?

• On Who's Hotter 5-15-08 at 05/15/2008 12:24

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