Erik (#8)
First name:
Withheld
Homepage address:
Registration date:
2/8/2007
Number of posts:
66
Number of comments:
274
Erik was raised in a glass box by prying government scientists. After being declared mentally unfit for Super Soldiery, Erik applied his considerable gifts to the world of writing, where he discovered that satire, dark humor and cultural commentary are not all that different from drop kicking a rogue Cosmonaut through a shrinking time portal.
He likes to spend his free time reading, writing fiction, watching movies, playing basketball and internally re-fighting the Cold War. His heart is a frozen hole, and he currently lives in North Carolina with his girlfriend and their two friendly cats.
Last 20 posts:
- Bullet Points: Five Niche Greeting Cards at 05/09/2008 16:00
- Bullet Points: 9 Reasons Why They Live Is Still Real at 04/28/2008 16:00
- Baseball's New Curses at 04/24/2008 16:00
- Bullet Points: 8 Reasons Not to Pay Your Taxes (And One Reason to Pay Them) at 04/15/2008 16:00
- Stories to Watch at the Final Four at 04/04/2008 16:00
- DV EXPOSE: April Fools' Day at 03/31/2008 09:00
- Five NCAA Tournament Sleepers at 03/20/2008 16:00
- Bullet Points: 10 Holidays Best Suited for Drinking at 03/17/2008 16:00
- Bullet Points: Bruce Bowen's 9 Greatest Hits at 03/13/2008 16:00
- Man Up Your Computer at 03/12/2008 16:00
- Bullet Points: The 8 Least Funny Comic Strips at 03/11/2008 16:00
- Problem SOLVED! Empty Houses at 03/06/2008 09:00
- Man Up Your Finances at 03/05/2008 16:00
- Bullet Points: The 12 Manliest Oscar Winning Performances at 02/22/2008 16:00
- Man Up Your Tattoos at 02/20/2008 16:00
- Man Up Your Poo at 02/13/2008 16:00
- Bullet Points: 6 Nazi Experiments You Might've Missed at 02/12/2008 16:00
- Bullet Points: 5 Cartoons You Might've Missed at 02/07/2008 09:30
- Bullet Points: Nine Great Presidential Campaign Gaffes at 02/05/2008 09:00
- Stories to Watch at Super Bowl XLII at 02/01/2008 09:30
Last 20 comments:
- On Man Up Your Novel at 05/16/2008 21:13
Cap, that would actually probably sell pretty well. People would use it as a journal.
- On Comedy List: Cuba Libre! at 05/03/2008 16:42
Haha, you're coming onto the comedy list to not make jokes and then accuse people of being uptight?
- On Comedy List: Garage Sale! at 05/01/2008 00:25
Nah Scopi, that was a hoax news report. Haven't seen any of the fitness celebrity's commercials for a while, though. I guess everybody already turned their whole lives around.
- On Comedy List: Signs for the NASA Offices at 04/16/2008 20:24
Are you going to be near Oakland Gyros?
- On Bullet Points: 8 Reasons Not to Pay Your Taxes (And One Reason to Pay Them) at 04/15/2008 16:45
Oscar, we have the same haircut.
- On Hi-5: The Five Hottest Female Authors at 04/11/2008 09:12
Hitman, you just admitted to seeing PS I Love You.
- On Awkward Conversations: Telling your Roommate You Banged His Girlfriend at 03/25/2008 02:00
Cora has been nuked. Attn. spammers: spam slow enough for us to shit on you, or you're gone.
- On Five NCAA Tournament Sleepers at 03/21/2008 14:39
Well, at least one of my teams got out of the first round.
- On Five NCAA Tournament Sleepers at 03/20/2008 20:32
Erik is glad he picked K. State in his bracket.
- On Five NCAA Tournament Sleepers at 03/20/2008 18:15
1 down 4 to go.
- On Comedy List: The Houston Rockets Are Confusing at 03/13/2008 18:31
Haha, nice. I'd feel bad, but I got $5500 for that photo.
- On Comedy List: The Houston Rockets Are Confusing at 03/13/2008 16:27
Haha, yeah, Mom's got a soft spot for retards.
- On Comedy List: The Houston Rockets Are Confusing at 03/13/2008 15:26
What makes spoonz happy makes Erik happy.
- On Comedy List: The Houston Rockets Are Confusing at 03/13/2008 15:25
Erik wonders what Mark could be referring to.
- On Comedy List: The Houston Rockets Are Confusing at 03/13/2008 15:19
Erik owns you now, spoonz.
- On The Feminist's Response at 03/13/2008 13:22
Erik is glad he can edit his comments.
- On The Feminist's Response at 03/13/2008 13:05
No, Erik's saying Lukas is LeBron James.
- On The Feminist's Response at 03/13/2008 12:54
http://www.doubleviking.com/dv-expose-internet-skepticism-6194-p.html
See 5th option. - On The Feminist's Response at 03/13/2008 12:37
Erik's still cracking up at the thought that anybody here ever thought it was real. Hey, have you guys ever seen those commercials where David Ortiz hits the shuttlecock into an Asian guys leg? He's amazing at badminton.
- On The Feminist's Response at 03/13/2008 11:54
Calling BS on what? You mean you don't think it's real?
