Erik (#8)
First name: Withheld
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Registration date: 2/8/2007
Number of posts: 68
Number of comments: 297

Erik was raised in a glass box by prying government scientists. After being declared mentally unfit for Super Soldiery, Erik applied his considerable gifts to the world of writing, where he discovered that satire, dark humor and cultural commentary are not all that different from drop kicking a rogue Cosmonaut through a shrinking time portal.

He likes to spend his free time reading, writing fiction, watching movies, playing basketball and internally re-fighting the Cold War. His heart is a frozen hole, and he currently lives in North Carolina with his girlfriend and their two friendly cats.

Last 20 posts:

• Bullet Points: 13 Insane Brain Problems at 06/25/2008 10:00
• Bullet Points: Presidential Sportsmen at 06/24/2008 12:00
• Bullet Points: 10 Outrageous Plagiarists at 06/13/2008 16:00
• Real Men Love The Limey at 06/11/2008 16:00
• Bullet Points: 8 Cheap Highs at 06/05/2008 16:00
• Bullet Points: Five Niche Greeting Cards at 05/09/2008 16:00
• Bullet Points: 9 Reasons Why They Live Is Still Real at 04/28/2008 16:00
• Baseball's New Curses at 04/24/2008 16:00
• Bullet Points: 8 Reasons Not to Pay Your Taxes (And One Reason to Pay Them) at 04/15/2008 16:00
• Stories to Watch at the Final Four at 04/04/2008 16:00
• DV EXPOSE: April Fools' Day at 03/31/2008 09:00
• Five NCAA Tournament Sleepers at 03/20/2008 16:00
• Bullet Points: 10 Holidays Best Suited for Drinking at 03/17/2008 16:00
• Bullet Points: Bruce Bowen's 9 Greatest Hits at 03/13/2008 16:00
• Man Up Your Computer at 03/12/2008 16:00
• Bullet Points: The 8 Least Funny Comic Strips at 03/11/2008 16:00
• Problem SOLVED! Empty Houses at 03/06/2008 09:00
• Man Up Your Finances at 03/05/2008 16:00
• Bullet Points: The 12 Manliest Oscar Winning Performances at 02/22/2008 16:00
• Man Up Your Tattoos at 02/20/2008 16:00

Last 20 comments:

• On DV's Qs, Ts & As: Stupidity at 07/02/2008 16:22

  And me calling them on it, respectively: "Wrong!" and "Gravity? Magnets?"

• On DV's Qs, Ts & As: Stupidity at 07/02/2008 16:21

  "...and that's how I came to the realization that there's no such thing as pulling. You can only push something toward yourself."

• On DV's Qs, Ts & As: Stupidity at 07/02/2008 16:20

  "Bananas are dairy... right?"

• On Fight Club: Penn & Teller VS Siegfried & Roy at 06/30/2008 16:13

  It really just depends on who the tiger turns on first.

• On 50 Reasons Why Star Wars Is Better Than Star Trek (26-50) at 06/25/2008 10:51

  Wow, thanks for reading, Ajax.

• On Bullet Points: 13 Insane Brain Problems at 06/25/2008 10:28

  Oscar, I thank you and science thanks you.

• On DV's Qs, Ts & As: George Carlin Retrospective at 06/23/2008 16:09

  Can't find any clips of it on youtube sadly, but I have to say that "Moe the Dog Fucks Vern the Cat" bit was one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

• On Comedy List: Places to Hide Your Drugs at 06/19/2008 00:45

  Editing this post was ny respomsibility...

• On My Fake Mom at 06/18/2008 22:11

  I think it's Dutch.

• On My Fake Mom at 06/18/2008 22:06

  According to your logic, since you are not his mom, you do have a rude or disrespectful child. Better work on your mothering skills instead of incessantly Googling yourself!

• On DV's Qs, Ts & As: The Lakers Lost Edition at 06/18/2008 13:32

  Still Boston...

• On DV's Qs, Ts & As: The Happening at 06/13/2008 14:34

  I'm definitely going to see it. The Village was one of the funniest movies I've ever seen.

• On Real Men Love The Limey at 06/11/2008 17:19

  Seriously though, good luck on that, and let us know how it turns out.

• On Real Men Love The Limey at 06/11/2008 17:19

  Haha... Lukas and I have this thing where you look at what people credit themselves for, and you take the lessermost item on the list, and that one's the truth.
  
  In other words, you're an extra.

• On Comedy List: Attack of the Killer Tomatoes at 06/09/2008 15:38

  What do you think the Chocolate Factory is, Chris?

• On Comedy List: Attack of the Killer Tomatoes at 06/09/2008 15:22

  Kill Bill (if your name is Bill)

• On Hi-5: Five Hottest Celebs We Need Bikini Pics Of at 05/30/2008 20:54

  Moncho, by rule of law you should have to yield to a beating for watching any adaptation of anything written by Jane Austen. But I forgive you for the Rico avatar.

• On Fight Club: Your Dog VS Two Stray Cats at 05/30/2008 16:30

  Chris, I count as 1 1/2.

• On Comedy List: Name Brangelina's Kids at 05/30/2008 15:26

  I'm going to have to go with my old standby: Jam Blasterson.

• On Comedy List: Name Brangelina's Kids at 05/30/2008 15:25

  Hm... Shampoo is better...