True Love: 3 Bizarre Divorces That Actually Happened

Cheating? Get Rid Of The Bird

You've probably already guessed where this one is going. A few years back, a woman filed for divorce with her husband after their pet bird had some very interesting things to say. It wasn't the soothing morning song of chirping birds that filled the air, but instead phrases like “I love you” and the word “divorce”. Supposedly, even “Just be patient” was among the revealing quotes this loose-lipped (beaked?) bird decided to share. This lead the woman to become suspicious, who—and this is where it gets good—went to a law office for advice, and brought the bird with her! Needless to say, the bird wasn't much help to the people there who weren't completely insane, but eventually her husband did get busted for cheating, and she got the divorce (and probably half or more of the poor sucker's stuff). Polly want an alimony?

The Oldest Pimp In The World

In Germany, an elderly couple (a VERY elderly couple) got divorced after 60 years of being “happily married.” The ex-wife, 83 years old, caught her 81 year old husband...wait for it...having sex with his young mistress, who was practically a spring flower at a spritely 50 years of age. Apparently, this affair had been going on for quite some time—and to boot, the other woman only lived a couple of houses down the road from the couple. You've got to hand it to him. 81 years old, and he still had the spirit to go out and spread his seed. His old, old seed. He must have prayed daily to thank the good lord for Viagra.

It's Never Good Enough

Have you ever been yelled at by your girl for doing typical disgusting guy stuff? You know, letting the dishes pile up in the sink, leaving the toilet seat up, pooping in the shower, the kinds of things that we all do? Well, maybe you're lucky—in 2009, a woman divorced her husband because he was too neat. He liked to keep his home clean and tidy. Now, maybe he was a little OCD, but he wasn't a germophobe who had to wash his hands every ten minutes or anything, he was just particular about keeping his personal space clean. It was too much for her to handle. Sometimes a girl just wants to wallow in her own filth, right?