11.25.08 From the Viking
Top 7 DUI Fails Caught On Video (page 1)
Written by Mitch Martin
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When you're piss drunk and being recorded by the dash-cam of a police cruiser it's pretty hard not to fail. Thank Christ the dash-cam came around just about the same time YouTube came around so that we can check out these chuckleheads in action.
If it involves a drunk guy telling the cop that he has "pussy-ass tests" and a taser you know it's going to make the list. This dipshit does one hell of a Chewbacca impression when the taser darts hit him.
I feel just a little bit bad for this guy. I mean the only thing worse that an itchy nose that you can't scratch is an itchy ballsack that you can't scratch. Just cuff the guys hands in front of him for a few minutes and let him take care of business.
This one is obviuosly post DUI stop but that fact that the guys manages to put a hole in the wall with his head definitely gets him on the list. He's obviously tanked. I don't think he even realizes he put a hole in the wall.
This guy does one hell of a Samuel L. Jackson impression. The guy does have point. If the cops are going to make him jump through a bunch of hoops they should have to jump through the same hoops.
Yeah, yeah I realize this is from Reno 911 but it's too good not to include.
I bet this poor son-of-a-bitch just had one giant bruise/scab on his forehead the next morning. I can't believe he didn't at least get a forearm up to break his fall.
This poor girl is just a wreck. All over the road, can't figure out how to put the car in park, falls down and then just can't quite get her heel-to-toe together.
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