Top 5 Towns With Absurd Names
By Elijah on October 18, 2012 - 6:37 am | PermalinkIf you live in a small town somewhere in the middle of the US, you probably know what it’s like to see silly town names. But nothing can beat some of the landmarks we’ve compiled here for you today—they’re absolutely hilarious. Unless you live there.
Cumming
Yup. This town in Georgia is called Cumming City. If they were smart, they'd do everything possible to legalize prostitution within their county lines. They'd have tourists from all over the country “cumming” to visit. They might even beat the entire state of Nevada if they worked hard enough.
How gross do you think the hotels are in this town? You know every retard and his girlfriend that drives through this place has to stop in order to create a “hilarious memory.”
Beaver Lick
When did the word “beaver” become a euphemism for the word “vagina”? Either way, the joke isn't lost on the businesses in this Kentucky town, although if you look at the advertisement for the local pizza parlor above, you might agree that they took it one step too far. Leave my mama's beaver out of this, you hicks.
Goobertown
Imagine you're some poor kid born in Arkansas—and to make it worse, your hometown is called Goobertown. You work hard in school to leave behind all of the yokels and finally make it to the big city. Little did you know that having Goobertown High on your resume would stunt your employment opportunities for the rest of your life.
Horneytown
Why don't these people just change the name of the town? Really? Horneytown? At least the locals are all strangely...nice. Maybe a little too nice.
Satan's Kingdom
I'm pretty sure this was my last girlfriend's hometown.
This city isn't on most people's preferred list of destinations when they visit Connecticut. With a name so absurd that even Stephen King wouldn't use it for one of his books, there's no surprise why. Do you think any death metal bands originated from Satan's Kingdom?
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