Tim & Eric's 'Sit On You'

far out

Well.
There goes my lunch.
Could've done without the pelvic thrusts.

as jamie would say, it's the jeans!

Mark!! When did you make a musci video?!?! Yeah dude..

ha ha ..even Lukas is now busting on Jamie.. thats great!

aw, leave the guy alone... the jeans comment was a bit lame, but i do think ellen page is kinda cute... whatevz

I Jamies last name Fuckfeet?
I must be too much of a noob to know this guy.

He is only in here like 1x a month..
I dont know..IMO- I think he's a douche... lol.. he's kinda got that "holy-er than thou" type of attitude. with kinda gay comments.. cant take a joke.. .. he was here yesterday commenting aobut the "who's hotter"... (and I'm newer than you Dave.. )

yes, but us DV folkles love all our childrenz equally... except we love janel a bit more ;)

Jamie is "Emo Fuck Feet"

As for the video, my psych evaluation says that somebody was never brought to see santa so he sits on every lap he can to compensate.


NO LAP, FACE, HEAD, OR PENIS IS SAFE!!!!

He has an emo/myspace looking pic for an avy, and he seems to be one of those "I know I'm smarter than most so I'm going to swing my intellect around" kind of guys...you know, the type that sees independent movies and then thinks others are stupid for not watching them...Not realizing that probably half of us on this site are actually certifiable geniuses...or at least smart enough to know a douche when we see one.

He wears a beanie and stands in line at the Sundace Film Festival and critiques independant films that arent up to snuff.....he is fuck feet to the max

Jamie wouldn't be so bad if he'd just mellow out some, but apparently he can't take a joke or being fucked with like guys do...

LOL @ fuck feet to the max...what're we, in the valley? lmao

Thankz Lukas! I'm glad we all agree...

Yes~! We've created the greatest catch phrase and spin off c.p. Ever!
Fuck feet to tthe max! thats fantastic!

We better stop or the next time he listens to Dashboard hes really gonna slice himself up good

Fuck feet to the max...not bad, not bad ;)

HAHA @ Mark

ew. stop having emotiopns/feeling Mark... I dont like that side of u

Man I'm already anticipating the "Sit on You" remix

*emotions

Janel I cant help but feel that you were supposed to be born a guy...does anyone else agree?

Neg, girls with girls is hotter. HAHA

Omg! Born a guy! Are u kidding?!? Hell no! And give up these awsome tits and Mutliple O's! FUCK NO! ha ha ha....

Guess we have to take your word for the awesome tits part...lol

Multiple O's. Does she mean cheeri-O's? LOL

I was talking to my fiancee the other night and as we were walking through the mall I had a revelation that if I were a girl, I would A) be a huge slut and B) Play with myself all day. I mean, seriously, the female anatomy is so much fun. Being a guy definitely has its advantages, hence the reason I wouldn't prefer to be a girl, but had I been born a girl, yeah, big whore for sure.

"Haters wanna hate, lovers wanna love, I don't even want, none of the above, I want to PISS ON YOU....yes I do, Ill pee on you, I'll piss on you." Thats how it goes at an R. Kelly party, he sips Cris, you drink piss......LOL

"Look, there's a message in my cereal, it says 'OOOOOOO...'"
"Peter, those are cheerios."

a bit off subject, but the song is in my head

yup yup.. cheeri-O's... MM MMm Good!

Emo Fuckfeet....they could use that one in the next hobbit flick.

ya know.. Alot of my guy friends say the same thing... they'd either be huge whores or sit at home molesting themselves all day.... lol... Personally..the whole whore thing.. not for me. Thanks.... playing with my self... well what do you think i do in between posts... I dont wear skirts b/c they are comfortable..

omg.. sike.. just kidding...LOL..

Mark- R/Kelly & Hatebreed huh?

HAHAHAHAHAHA

janel, if that were the case, it would explain why you were getting shots from your boss at lunch.

Killer, let's face it, every red blooded guy who isn't an emo fuckfeet (thank you Dave) would be a big slut and play with themselves all day if they were born a woman...especially after we discover multiple orgasms...shit, you know the teenage years would be shot! lol

LOL @ Mark...don't forget the remix: "Have a li'l...pee pee...and a li'l...poo poo..." lol

LMAO @ Dave!

mmmm. yes that was an excellent discovery...

Yeah really Chris, that would have saved me some "Chafing heal time" you guys know what I mean. Think back to when you were 13 and found porn on the internet.

Finding this site is the best thing I ever did. I used to post on ESPN all day and ppl would either not get my humor, or get pissed because I rarely discussed sports.

welcome home mark.

this is your church, Mark.

Amen to that, Mark.

Where holding nothing sacred is....um.....sacred.

Thanks J, but I dont smell no dinner cookin'. Get in the kitchen woman and make me some gritts. LOL

If this is church, does that make Lukas the priest/pastor. But instead of alter boys, he has udder disrespect for cows. LOL

DV is my new religion, and Lukas, I'm writing that stuff on my experiences with religious chicks, is there like a word limit cause it's getting lengthy!

HAHA@ Mark

shit bitch.... you'll get food when you earn it boy!

Ah.. yes... this can be my church.. Hey- i was a Catholic School girl for Halloween..thats about as religious as I get!

I bet Mark would work at earning it janel, don't tempt the man, it isn't nice

Thats funny, I dress up as Lucifer everyday EXCEPT halloween

On Halloween you go as a school girl, too, Mark?

of course baby

Well played.

lets get drunk

If you worship at the DV altar, you better be drunk.....its in the psalm bitch


What up SoFa? Do you consider us Americans or Fat Americans? Just curious.....LOL

oh..soFa.... my motto...

My mantra.

Killer.. your one of the super brains of the group.. tell me.. (you know - cause i'm a special blonde..) Whats the difference between Motto & Mantra?

I'll let the professionals do the talking.

Motto:
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=Motto&x=0&y=0

Mantra:
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=Mantra&x=0&y=0

Essentially, a motto is something you live by or are known by/for. A mantra is more something you say over and over again.

Motto: Never go ass to mouth.

Mantra: I must not fear, fear is the mind killer...(repeat, nervously, while trying not to freak out)

"It's face to ass, not ass to face..."

Ahhhh.. so it is BOTH my motto and my Mantra! :D Yeah!

Killler- you trully are #1! ;)

not bad, not bad! ;)

i can't tell you my other motto's/mantra's... they arent appropriate. lol.

haha thanks!

Dear god, if they aren't appropriate on a site where we discuss cock juggling thunder cunts...i can only imagine...

lol.. ok.. well maybe they are appropriate..but im going to keepo them to myself for possible further conversation topics... k? lol..

Emo Fuck Feet......not bad, not bad! ;)

Hitman meant thunder CATS admin.....dont boot him LOL

Later, Ass Clowns...not bad, not bad ;) HAHA

@ joe uhm 2 pages is usually what we publish (in word)

Damn I've been missing out today, damn you hour long lunch breaks!

haha

adam, you on the west coast? we need more of yall to jump on here