Things Nerds "Getting Some" Say
January 03, 2007 - 12:31 pm | PermalinkNerds are macking it these days. Tiger Woods' wife is too hot. And I'm sure even Bill Gates is surprised he gets regular tang. But let's face it…when a nerd is getting some…he's still a nerd. They're not spouting off porno dialogue. Naw, even when they get some, nerds are…well, nerdy.
•"Do I know the position? Baby, I wrote the wikipedia entry."
•"Guess what? I did up a dungeon master's map of your naughty bits. And by the looks of this boner, I think my NPC is ready for another campaign."
•"It's not that I don't like it. But sometimes I do wish you were a Klingon."
•Let's do it bareback...I'll pull out, so I promise there won't be any cell divisions!
•"Yeah, man, we did it. We were like two dragons going at it."
•"I think we should make this relationship open source."
•"Hey there...your relevant tags are 'hot,' 'blonde,' and 'about to be porked.'
•"Hey...that was great. You could say...I 'dugg' that. So, uhm...how man 'diggs' have you had? Just so I know if I need an AIDS test."
•"I rolled a three...looks like it's anal tonight."
•"Can you hand me my glasses? I'd like to see the clit better."
•"You like that, right? I read about that little technique on Wil Wheaton's blog."
•"I love you like a Stephen Hawking...but baby, I need an Einstein."
• (in robot voice) "Would you like to service my reproductive unit?"
•"Mmm...you taste like phosphorus dioxide."
•"Play with my Wiimote, you slut."
•"Wanna make a sex tape? Awesome...let me just check for the best camera on epinions first."
•"Whew! That was more exhilerating than riding a photon at an approxiamate velocity of three times ten to the eighth meters per second squared!"
