There's A "Pee-Wee's Big Adventure" Porn Parody

February 21, 2012 - 12:55 pm | Permalink

Since I know most of you are really interested in knowing the “plot summary” for one of the most highly anticipated pornos of our generation, I’ve posted it below the video.



Plot summary:

Pee Wee loves Dolly more than anything else in the world. The only thing is, she's not human. She's a doll. But Pee Wee doesn't want to admit it. To him -- and only him -- he's as real as the bowtie around his neck, much to the chagrin of Lizzy, a sex worker with a heart of gold who longs for Pee-Wee as much as Pee-Wee lusts for Dolly. When Dolly is stolen by a mysterious bandit, Pee Wee moves heaven and earth to find her, going on a wild, madcap adventure putting him face to face with ghost truckers, gangbanging bikers, his arch-nemesis Franklin and a porno director named Chorkle. Pee Wee eventually finds Dolly, being used as a prop on a porn set, thanks to her being stolen by Lizzy so that Lizzy could finally get a chance to win Pee Wee's heart for her own. In the end, reason comes to both Pee Wee and Lizzy's aid with Pee Wee finally realizing that Dolly is, like her namesake, just a piece of plastic. On the set of the porno version of Pee Wee's adventure, Pee Wee and Lizzy finally consummate their, now mutual, love and adoration for one another. But is Pee Wee really over Dolly? Maybe. Maybe not.


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