The Wife's Revenge

You know that has to have happened.

Bitches, bitches, bitches....can't live with them, can't bury them in the backyard.

HAHAHA this brings up a funny story for you guys.

When I was in HS one of my good friends decides that it will be funny to PISS ON ME while I was black-out drunk off screwdrivers. I wake up mid-stream, proceeded to punch him in the face and have a drunken fight that lasted about 10 sec. Anyhow, we made amends weeks later, but I told him that I would definatly be getting him back. So, he watched everything he did for about a week or so and forgot about it. Well, I for one, did not. About a year later, I was visiting my buddy at college, who just so happened to be rooming with the pissing bandit who was home for the weekend. I proceeded to literally wipe my ass, grundle, balls, everything all over his toothbrush. I did this at a party where there were MANY witnesses. nobody told the poor boy for at least a week. we still talk....sometimes. LOL

....best served cold.

but mark, he got you back in the end... that man ended up being Cash Warren (the guy who got Alba pregnant)... he got the last laugh. if you hadn't put that toothbrush up ur ass, u coulda sampled the merch

he wasnt sharing anyways brosef.....would you?

unfortunatly lukas, i needed no explanation of who cash warren is.....fuck

Who names their kid "Cash"?

Mr. & Mrs. Warren I guess.

it's short for "cashew"

I know some people that named their two boys "Rowdy" and "Roper." Seriously. These poor kids are going to HAVE to be in the rodeo, or they're just not gonna be able to make much of themselves.

Would you hire an attorney named Rowdy? Or go to a doctor named Roper? Not I, my friends...

You must not be from Texas.

Nossir. South Dakota, though. While we may not be quite as passionate about it, it doesn't make this place any less hick. ;)

sorry i dunno if anyone paying attention to old topics, i need some movie ideas to rent, not new releases but like those 7 day rental type of movies so far i got fight club and the double dragon movie any ideas?

Ever seen the movie "Out Cold," SoFa? Classic movie about a bunch of unmotivated dude living in a ski-town in Alaska that gets bought out by the Six Million Dollar Man. Guaranteed good times!

Others that I could always watch: "High Fidelity", "SuperTroopers", and "O Brother, Where Art Thou?"

OR, "Big Trouble in Little China."

shit how didnt i think of big trouble in little china. thats on the list. i own the other three lol

Nice. I'm trying to thing of some of my other classic faves...

UHF with Weird Al.
Both Ace Ventura movies.
The Ghostbuster movies.
Spaceballs.
The Usual Suspects.

jsut watched when nature calls should get the original, keep em coming lol! i comiling a list of movies i eaither want to rewatch or watch

That's pretty fucked up for forgetting a birthday or anniversary. Damn you ladies remember everything, we don't just fucking remind us.....

Broken Lizard flicks SoFa ie: Club Dread, Super Troopers, Beerfest, Puddle Cruiser.....

Here's another gem: "Wet Hot American Summer." Hilarious comedy about the last day at a "typical" summer camp. Written by David Wain and Michael Showalter; has an awesome cast.

A couple more:

National Lampoon's Loaded Weapon
Money Talks (with Charlie Sheen and Michael Tucker)
Bulletproof (Adam Sandler and Damon Wayans)

lol that should be a good start thanks guys, and for the record i shut puddle cruiser off about 40 minutes in or so, i didnt think it was funny at all. other wise everything from broken lizard has been pretty golden

Any of Adam Sandler's old movies, at that... "Happy Gilmore," "Billy Madison," "Big Daddy"...

Just thought of another: "Short Circuit." An awesomely bad old movie. ;)

Number 5: "Number 5 stupid name... want to be Kevin or Dave!"

Number 5 is alive.....