The Top 3 Scariest, Weirdest Collections In The World

The Guy Who Collects Wangs

Yep, that's a big old dead penis that dude is touching, presumably from an elephant or some other disturbingly well endowed mammal. Fortunately, Ron Jeremy is still alive, so we know it's not his. Anyway, this guy's name is Sigurdur Hjartarson, and he has over 140 penises in his collection. That's a whole lot of dick, but it still doesn't compare to the “size” of Jenna Jameson's resume.

It gets even weirder when you take into consideration that the schlongs aren't from 140 different animals—no, no. They're from about 40 different animals. So he decided one day, “You know, I'd like to have roughly 3 penises from each of the animals on this list. Yes, I think 3 is a good number for dongs.” He doesn't have a penis from a human, but he “would like to have one donated.”

Forever Unclean: So Much Soap

Look at that woman's face. Look at how happy she is. You can't fake that kind of smile—that's the kind of smile photographers try to get icy supermodels to contort their botox-stuffed faces into. Genuine, real happiness.

The first thing you'd have to ask this woman, Carol Vaughn of the United Kingdom, would undoubtedly have to be, “Oh, you poor thing. Who hurt you?” Because to be that mother-flipping overjoyed at a collection of soap bars, there has to be something wrong. She's running from something. Trying to get clean. But you can't wash away the horrible, horrible memories of war.

Or hell, maybe she just really likes scented decorative soaps.

The Pokemon Woman

If you were to conjure up in your mind the image of what you thought the “ultimate” Pokemon collector in the world looked like, you'd probably think of some overweight guy with a beard covering his neck. Maybe you'd think it was an odd, skinny little Japanese fellow. Well, you'd b wrong. The world's biggest Pokemon collector is a woman (you can't tell in the picture, but she's still physically repulsive—go ahead and Google her nickname, Pikabellechu). This lost soul even owns a Pokemon-themed car. Remember parents, this is what you get when you neglect your kids. For shame.