The Top 10 Moments of 2006, by a Homeless Guy In Times Square

#10) Finding that defective razor in the trash in March.

 

#9) They stopped hosing down the street for the whole summer.

 

#8) The police never caught me for stealing that taco.

 

#7) I got 50 bucks for waiting in line for some kid who wanted a PS3

 

#6) Only two of my teeth fell out.

 

#5) Global Warming…that shit is amazing for a homeless guy like myself. We tend not to like cold winters…since we have no homes, and all.

 

#4) Joey The Lunatic With A Saxophone died. Thank god. What a cunt.

 

#3) I “found” a fourth shopping cart. Foodtown will be none the wiser, hehe!

 

#2) Thanks to all these E Coli outbreaks, the Mayor put pressure on busting restaurants for health violations. That means MORE FOOD FOR ME!

 

#1) Britney Spears is photographed with no panties on. I may be homeless and have no access to the internet, let alone a computer, but that shit was BIG, SON!