Well, at least she's trying to escape from Michael Bay.
Proof that there is still some good in the universe.
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There's a cinematic crime being perpetrated on the population right now, and it's called Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows. There are dozens upon dozens of...
Do movies get worse than 2014's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Yes. Yes they do.