Double Viking's editorial staff makes some bold predictions about the comic book movies due out in 2017
Apparently it's Australia's fault that he was fired from producing Aquaman.
While he didn't turn up, as rumored, inSuicide Squad, Jesse Eisenberg's Lex Luthor will indeed be back to crazy up the joint all over again in the upcomingJustice League.
Alfred says the movie will start filming in Spring, but will hold off judgement until he sees the script.
No word yet on whether or not his father smells of elderberries.
Maybe if he namedrops enough popular DC cartoons, people will forget that Justice League is going to be terrible.
Willem Dafoe on going from trying to kill Spider-Man to helping Aquaman
It's gonna be rated R for violence. Dark violence. I think.
As a rule, if you have to publicly state something, it's probably not true.
Jeremy Irons has got women half his age to fuck, he doesn't need you wasting his time.
Wan is promising a swashbuckling adventure in the vein of Indiana Jones.
Don't expect any decent content here. Just like his movies.
No word yet on whether she and Aquaman will be estranged due to her claims of domestic violence
We get it, Zack. The movie's gonna be fun. We're all gonna have so much fucking fun we're gonna need plastic surgery to remove our goddamn smiles! You'll be whistling...
One of these movies is still a full year away from release.
I don't know that these are truly "spoilers," but it's much more concise to say that rather than "slightly different costumes"