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Instead of a film, 'Assassin's Creed' is a series of great cut scenes to a video game you don't get to play.

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Alfred says the movie will start filming in Spring, but will hold off judgement until he sees the script.

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"Dungeons & Dragons" is one of the worst movies of all time. But we found a few redeeming qualities.

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When it was announced that Oscar winning character actor J.K. Simmons was going to be taking on the role of Commissioner Gordon in the DCEU, everyone agreed that it was the...

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Like most actors of a certain age, Jeremy Irons has zero fucks left to give when it comes to being polite about bad movies. The British elder statesman of the DCEU is doing...

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If you can keep a straight face after hearing an Oscar winning actresses say a line like, "Welcome to the Spanish Inquisition," just before watching an ass-kicking montage...

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Our first of two spoiler-free reviews of Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

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While the rest of the critical community got to see the film last night, I'm going to have to drag my fat average joe ass to the theater on Saturday morning to lay eyes on...


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Yesterday there was a bold clash on the gridiron between the Denver Pigskins and the Atlanta WhoGivesAShits, and during this game Warner Brothers debuted two new ads for...