Because Lucasfilm secretly hates you and wants you to suffer.
As in, the idea was dumb. The Jedi wasn't of low intelligence or anything.
'Rogue One' looks to re-introduce religion to the 'Star Wars' lore, after the Prequels stripped away the mysticism of the Jedi Knights.
We've got Rogue One, Han Solo, and Boba Fett. What else would make a good Star Wars spin-off movie?
Let the countdown to reshoot outrage commence!
There were two conventions happening last weekend—the amazing C2E2 in Chicago, and ComiCon Toronto. I went to the Toronto one, because who needs big parties and bigger...
Quick, go to Google right now and type in, "A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away”. Go ahead, we'll wait. Do it now.