Because shut up, you're wrong, that's why!
Second, unrelated movie about Captain Marvel coming at a much later date.
Let's have some fucking fun for once in our lives!
The Shazam! movie might go smoother if they just leave out the titular character.
I don't know if the USA Network still uses the tagline "Characters Welcome" but DC Films should appropriate that and start using the tagline "Hunks Welcome," because it is...
Much like one of your asshole buddies in high school describing his night with a heavy set girl, the producer of the Shazam! movie used the phrase "a ton of fun" to...