As a cardiologist, I’m always asked about the benefits and drawbacks of eating bacon. Patients want to know what bacon’s relation is to health concerns, heart issues, weight gain and overall bodily harm. I’m always willing to offer my professional and time-tested opinions to these people, as it is my profession to make sure that all of my patients are healthy and in full control of their bodies.

Some call it musk. Others, like chicks, call it stench. It's a man's natural smell, sometimes rugged, sometimes rotten, always a bit left of center. When it's in small doses and has arisen from manual labor, you'll be able to use your stank to turn on the chicks. But if it's that dull, wet and messy smell that's come from working at a desk all day, don't expect a smile let alone a blow job. Welcome to the wonderful world of Man Musk.