Links from the WEB, March 10th

Japan continues to produce ridiculous commercials, Fred and Sharon make the best worst movies, a soccer referee is forced underground after a man who looks like him is beaten in public and more in today's links. 

* Jason Statham talks The Bank Job and Transporter 3 (interview)

* The worst possible movie producers (video)

* Guy hits 100mph with kids hanging out the window (news)

* The Peter Griffin torture chamber (game)

* High school lunch room beat down (video)

* Nutty Japanese roach poison commercial (video)

* Ref goes into hiding after his lookalike is beaten on the street (news) 

* Horrible movie diseases (list)

* Cat fight... en espanol! (video) 

* "Us Placers" f. Lupe, Kanye, Pharrell and Thom Yorke as kids (video) 

Links from the WEB, March 7th

Some winners today.  A facial dermatologist with the perfect name, a man isn't all that upset that his wife banged A-Rod, a funny question is magnified by ten times by the lack of an answer and more in today's links. 

* Andre 3000 on Semi-Pro, OutKast (interview)

* The lamest actors to end up as action figures (list)

* She's having A-Rod's baby (video)

* Israeli researcher: Moses was trippin'! (news) 

* Funny question, funnier complete lack of response (video)

* Robert Shumaker hates livers (news)

* Best possible name for a facial dermatologist (pic)

* Man Up Your Angry Chair (furniture)

* Man buried alive, saved by his hat (news) 

* Wind blows two semis over (video)

Links from the WEB, March 6th

Will Arnett takes the "Olsen twins" home in a funny sketch, a 10 year old is found with a machine gun under his bed, a French mayor want you to know that your dying will not go unpunished and more in today's links. 

* A brief history of video game movies (article)

* The long lost art of throat singing (video)

* Do marijuana laws work? (article)

* French mayor threatens the dead (news) 

* Paparazzi Punch-Out!!! (game)

* The Waldo Ultimatum (video)

* Man Up Your 10-Year-Old Son's Machinegun (news) 

* Will Arnett gets down with the "Olsen twins" (video)

* Man arrested for threatening wife with voodoo (news) 

* Guy tries to funnel a gallon of milk... BLEAAAARGH! (video)

Links from the WEB, March 5th

It's not the size of the gun, it's the speed of the bullets through your aorta; hilarious fan-made remakes of great movies; a centenarian looks to run a marathon and more in today's links.
 

* 5 ways to get revenge on a bully (list)

* Mentos: the physical abuse maker (video)

* Name that sideboob (game)

* Top 10 fan-made "sweded" movies (videos) 

* Old woman unfazed by accident she caused (video)

* 101 year old aims to be oldest marathoner ever (news) 

* Devastating nutshot delivered by playground horse (video)

* 2 inch gun deadly at close range... that's what she said! (news)

* The not-so-extreme extreme sports (list)

* 50 'motivational' posters all in one place (pics) 

Links from the WEB, March 4th

Amish clerks don't take kindly to being robbed, bacon-flavored vodka, a dying star threatens to bathe us all in energy equivalent to all of that which our sun will release over its entire life-cycle and more in today's links. 

* Will Ferrell talks acting (video)

* Apparently Amish woman with axe frightens gunman away (video)

* Death cannon in space to annihilate us? (news) 

* The only prank show starring Starscream (animation)

* Dumbass gets comeuppance via nutcrushing (video)

* Greatest sports movie coaches (list)

* Watch maybe the greatest comeback in sports history (video)

* Great chairs... I want the one that cups the balls (pics) 

* Mmm... bacon flavored vodka (drinks)

* Moms get their war on at Chuck E. Cheese's (news) 

Links from the WEB, March 3rd

A punk kid gets slammed on his pink mohawk, a once-cute polar bear that everyone campaigned to save is now a raging blood-fiend, a magnetized kid is unfairly alienated from his would-be porn source and more in today's links.

* Semi-automatic grandma (video)

* Hit in the head with a flying hammer (video)

* 10 classic white man afros (list)

* Knut the polar bear is now a 'psychopath' (news) 

* Chick attempting to catch ping pong balls betwixt her mammoth mammaries (video)

* You poor bastard of a fabric softener mascot (animation)

* Magnetic kid ruins all computers (news) 

* A pink mohawk is not a helmet: punker dropped on his skullbone. (video)

* Man has friend shoot him in the arm for a sick day (news)

* Robbing someone in broad daylight (video)

Links from the WEB, Leap Day

Special sandwiches with a special cucumber, the world's smallest mother, Gary Busey is still off the rails and more in today's links.

* Dr. Dre to market sparkling vodka... how about an album? (drinks)

* Mmm... feeding your parents a tainted cucumber... (video)

* The most cell-phone dependent movie plots (list)

* Woman gives birth to baby over half her height (news) 

* A Japanese mass impersonation of 'We Are the World' (video)

* Man faces murder trial from shooting and injuring a cop 40 years ago (news) 

* Plastic knucks: take them anywhere (potential devastation)

* 10 strange phenomena of the human mind (list) 

* Gary Busey takes a little girl to task (video)

* Russian freeway streaker (video)

Links from the WEB, February 28th

A prank sends someone running under his bed, the Philippines violate human rights, Italy squanders the goodwill it generated with its models and more in today's links.

* Tesla goes green (cars)

* Christmas will never be the same (video)

* The worst excuses of all time (list)

* Boy arrested for impaling classmate not from Transylvania (news) 

* Ah, the ol' "you're in the middle of a dorm massacre" prank (video)

* Escape from Scientologyland! (game)

* Pregnant woman -- oops! -- squirts baby through toilet onto train tracks (news) 

* Filipino prisoners tortured through Soulja Boy (video)

* Fastball to the dome-piece (video)

* Italy outlaws public ball scratching.  You're on the list, Italy. (news) 

Links from the WEB, February 27th

Hitler drew Pinocchio fan art, but we're waiting for his as-yet-unearthed Lion King slash fic; a tow truck driver watches his career dissolve; Russian icicles do six people like Drago did Apollo Creed; more in today's links. 

* 10 ways to make your girlfriend break up with you (list)

* Amazing tow truck FAIL (video)

* The most obscure Simpsons characters (list)

* Use a carbonite-encased Han Solo as your desk (pic) 

* A traffic jam is born (video)

* Hitler loved himself some Pinocchio (news) 

* Who'd you rather? Celebs without makeup (quiz)

* Russian icicles murder six (news) 

* Full court alley-oop (video)

* Had to share this optical illusion (pic) 

Links from the WEB, February 26th

A soda fountain blasts a middle aged woman hard to the turf, five great failed marriage proposals, a pretty funny list on the creepy side of gaming and more in the links.

* The Walking Dead: the best zombie comic ever (article)

* Attempted murder via soda fountain (video)

* Match the boobs to each other (game)

* United Nations Sez: Eat Bugs (news) 

* Drunk woman accidentally ignites self (video)

* Army chopper practically clips the ground (video)

* 5 great botched marriage proposals (videos) 

* Best movie plane crashes (videos)

* Enzyte founder headed for federal pound me in the a** prison (news)

* The Creepy Side of Gaming (list) 

see more...

Links from the WEB, February 25th

The A-Team breaks free, a man fatally ODs on cake, the 10 best horror movie deaths and more in the links.

* NBC allows websites to start airing classic shows -- like The A-Team (news)

* David Blaine is an evil demon (video)

* Whose red carpet boobs? (game)

* SUV rolls off a hill, irritating a man ejected from the side window (video)

* Man dies in cake eating contest... impossible! (news) 

* 12 kicks to the nuts (video)

* Buddhist monk murdered by his own lawnmower (news) 

* Marines cause explosions (video)

* Middle aged Japanese man posing as a girl arrested at high school (news)

* 10 best horror movie deaths (videos) 

see more...

Links from the WEB, February 22nd

A chart that'll help you determine if you dress like a douche, some tips on how to live like Teddy Roosevelt, a water balloon makes us happy and more in today's links.

* Jilted husband exacts a hollow but funny revenge via photoshop (video)

* Do you dress like a douchebag? (flow chart) 

* What pregnancy has done to Christina Aguilera's chesticles (video)

* When the World of Warcraft is your only world... (video)

* Liquor companies to challenge China's no-drinking-on-the-job law (news) 

* Live the strenuous life like Teddy Roosevelt (article) 

* Tyra Banks airs someone's hilarious homemade fetish vid (video)

* 10 shows that couldn't get canceled fast enough (list)

* Super slo mo water balloon drenches breastesses (video)

* Five hospitals you wouldn't want to check into (list) 

see more...

Links from the WEB, February 21st

The perils of trying to put your hand through a cinder block, a plastic surgery face that will turn your stomach, grandma's packin' and more in the links.

* Spike Jonze talks Where the Wild Things Are (news)

* Idiot tries to sneak a car under a barricade.  Satisfying result, though. (video)

* 10 dumbest TV shows of all time (list)

* Absolutely horrifying and sickening result of too much plastic surgery (pics)

* Watch a karate master's hand shatter in slo-mo (video)

* Grand Master Woo's Back-Alley Blackjack (game)

* Christmas with you is the best (video)

* Don't eff with grandma when she's sleeping (pic) 

* European gang fights include plentiful jumpkicks (video)

* 10 greatest moments in sex doll history (NSFW videos) 

see more...

Links from the WEB, February 20th

Restaurant goers get an unexpected addition to their check, a man paints as a man should paint, MacGyver needs to trim his mullet from time to time and more in the links.

* Jack Black talks at Sundance (video)

* Man Up Your Painting? (news)

* Will Ferrell and Dave Grohl team up (video)

* 8 signs that you might be drunk (pics)

* The 13 worst "hacking" moments in film history (videos)

* The only place Richard Dean Anderson gets a haircut in Bangladesh (pics)

* Vicious motorcycle crash (video)

* Drunken sexual doctor (game)

* The best possible rubber band gun (video) 

* Check out this hilarious restaurant bill (news) 

see more...

Links from the WEB, February 19th

A list of hilariously unfortunate names, a man's assault attempt is derailed by losing his pants, a late night prank goes horrifically -- but comically -- wrong and more in the links.

* All the bad landings you need today (video)

* Angry man neutralized by pantsing (video)

* Deadly delicacies (list) 

* Robots suck at reenacting Office Space (animation)

* The worst result to a late night prank on your parents (video)

* Monsters get all the chicks (list)

* How do you parody a scary midget?  With a 2nd scary midget. (video)

* Some of the funniest real names of all time (list) 

* Gah, that is a disgusting spider bite (video)

* Canadian police stumped by severed feet (news)

see more...

Links from the WEB, February 18th

A frighteningly strong little Russian girl, horse fighting, the inimitable folks at Dell customer service drop gems and more in today's links.

* George A. Romero talks Diary of the Dead (interview)

* The 10 best bathroom signs (pics) 

* Marriage proposal denied on national TV (video)

* 12 worst video game bosses of all time (list)

* Skull-break dancing (video)

* Horse fighting?  Sure, I'll fight a horse. (pics) 

* 10 ways to survive a horror movie (video)

* Because we know you've always wanted a proper fallout shelter (pics) 

* The customer service at Dell is incredible (video) 

* Man Up Your Russian Daughter (pics) 

see more...

Links from the WEB, February 15th

Nick Nolte either can't hold his liquor or is just trying to hold way too much of it, I want a shirt to power my home, evidence that you aren't safe from zombies underwater and more in today's links.

* Nick Nolte drunk as hell, trying to give an interview (video)

* The Miami Dolphins used to love MC Hammer (video)

* Scientists invent a fabric that generates electricity (news) 

* Diet Coke rocket attempts to murder douche... next time... (video)

* Best instances of actors playing far younger roles (list)

* World's saddest man compiles world's largest Star Wars toy collection (pics) 

* Best car insurance commercial ever? (video)

* Just watch the creep behind Elmo (video)

*  "I'm not going to let diabetes get in the way of my knighthood." (pic)

* Underwater Zombi in time for today's release of Diary of the Dead (video)

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Links from the WEB, February 14th

Faceplants 101, some ridiculous but infectious Czech song, a truthful commercial for love and more in the links.

* Matthew Fox talks LOST, Vantage Point (interview)

* A marvelous faceplant compilation (video)

* One-man armies of the silver screen (list)

* The singing Czechs you are legally mandated to love (video)

* Man uses almost a million matchsticks to build a car, destroy his life (pics)

* The 20 least romantic movie lines (video)

* Reminisce on some nice internet hoaxes (list) 

* Love: from the makers of Hate (video)

* The perfect Valentine's Day gift? (pics) 

* Feel like seeing what scarification is all about? (video) 

see more...

Links from the WEB, February 13th

"I drink your milkshake... Screech"; an old woman decides that her forgotten keys are no substitute for an ax; mini Aguilera is truly unsettling; more in today's links.

* Scorcese to handle Bob Marley biopic (news)

* The inevitable Saved by the Bell / There Will Be Blood mash-up (video)

* Who'd You Rather: Valentine's edition (game)

* 10 best old school sports video games (videos) 

* Man Up Your Grandma (news) 

* All the best political sex scandals (list)

* Bringing back the rope-a-dope (video)

* Sheriff's deputies tip a paralyzed man out of his wheelchair (news)

* Horrifying "mini Christina Aguilera" (video)

* I want to be a nacho man (pic) 

Links from the WEB, February 12th

A tiny bodybuilder, cupid is a vicious shot, the Japanese Ronald McDonald is epileptic or something and more in today's links.

* Jack Black talks Be Kind, Rewind (interview)

* Cupid is a dick. (video)

* The world's smallest bodybuilder (news) 

* The Japanese Ronald McDonald is almost too much to handle (video)

* Man's pickup truck passes the 1 million mile mark (news) 

* Celebrity Rap Sheet (game)

* Never trust an Aussie with super glue. (video)

* Hockey player's carotid artery severed by a skate (video) 

* 10 funniest homeless people (videos) 

see more...

Links from the WEB, February 11th

Sharkticon or chick repellent?  Also, Russian bouncers take everybody to task for their aggressive loitering, one of the worst games ever created is rescued and reviewed and more in the links. 

* An interview with Vince Vaughn (interview)

* This is really what crossing the street in India is like (video)

* Space Invaders, but shoot the face of your choice (game)

* A t-shirt in case you've forgotten which parts of the pig are edible (funny) 

* World's most disturbing diseases (list)

* Say hello to awesome -- and goodbye to women, sadly (pic) 

* Guy plays Mario theme on an 11 string bass (video)

* 10 unconventional places to find hot women (list) 

* Russian bouncers take no guff whatsoever (video)

* One of the worst videogames ever rescued from oblivion (hilarious) 

see more...

Links from the WEB, February 8th

A couple kids run into things with their faces, a baby survivalist, why you shouldn't let your daughter dress like a hoo-er and more in today's links.

* Well, she is wearing the uniform... (video)

* How to ride a bike: don't land on your face (video)

* Acting's most extreme body transformations (list)

* Thai soccer ref beaten by entire team (news) 

* Kid gets comeuppance for showing off his dunks on a kiddy rim (video)

* Angelina Jolie goes shopping? (pic) 

* It's been a while since we've seen a great "maze scare" (video)

* Sometimes you can't put your coffee down to punch some face (pic) 

* Man Up Your Infant (news) 

* Super Psycho Sudoku (game)

* Can you paint a badass unicorn?  Contact this guy. (funny) 

see more...

Links from the WEB, February 7th

Lions riding horses, a punch to the skull for an ineffective defense attorney, Israeli fighter pilots fly higher with Cialis and more in today's links.

* Resurrected movie franchises for 2008 (list)

* Defendant drops a one punch KO on his attorney (video)

* Boner pills help fighter pilots fly better? (news) 

* If robots take over the world, movies will suck (animation)

* The 10 greatest fights in talk show history (videos) 

* The biggest movie little people (list)

* Lions. Riding. Horses. (pics) 

* Oops.  Tank crushes car. (video)

* The Super Bowl backyard (video)

* Today is the day (bizarre picture storyin') 

see more...

Links from the WEB, February 6th

Anti-drug commercials are funny, road rage is funny, a man prioritizing his case of beer over his toddler is really funny and more in today's links.

* Rumblings of a Venom movie (news)

* "Hm... can you turn up the bass?" (video)

* Pedestrian gets nailed by a passing car (video)

* Man puts seatbelt on a case of beer, leaves toddler unrestrained (news)

* The 10 funniest anti-drug commercials ever (videos) 

* Man Up Your Doorknob (pic) 

* Unsung heroes of Star Wars (list)

* Man Up Your Scarf (pic) 

* Road rage is hilarious (video)

* Whose booooobs? (game)

see more...

Links from the WEB, February 5th

Valentine's Day proves it's not all fun and games, a guy does pull-ups while being suspended by a crane, Vitamin Beer is trying to ruin my life and more in today's links.

* Looking for a 'sugar mama' to take care of all your expenses? (site)

* The anti-Dove 'Campaign for Real Beauty' Campaign (video) 

* Arrested Development is headed to the big screen (story)

* Doing pull-ups while hanging from a crane (video)

* Ten great "nutsack in the balance" movie scenes (list)

* Cheekily racist Panda ad (video)

* Are you ready for Vitamin Beer?  I am not. (news) 

* Cop won't let a woman go to the hospital, gets hit with a cane (video)

* 14 horrible moments in the history of Valentine's Day (list) 

* Comedy group Stella gives its take on Obama (video)

see more...

Links from the WEB, February 4th

All the Super Bowl commercials, apparently a lot of British people think Winston Churchill was fictional and Sherlock Holmes was real, one of the finest music videos ever filmed and more in today's links. 

* Ed Helms and McLovin explain the American democracy (video)

* Fat kid food drop Tetris (game)

* Great moments in pants-crappery (videos) 

* Some of the best celebrity mugshots (pics)

* Giddy-up! (pic) 

* Miss the Super Bowl commercials?  Catch them here (videos)

* Creepily anatomically "correct" dolls from Hong Kong (picture) 

* Nice catch, soldier (video)

* Most Brits think Sherlock Holmes was real (news) 

* Nice music video, enormous dude (video)

Links from the WEB, February 1st

An electrocuted Chewbacca sound-alike, Mr. Ray has all the best weave values, a ninja slyly kick-starts an ending fight and more in today's links.

* Mr. Ray's Hairweave: Don't get mad, get even better! (video)

* Guy sounds exactly like Chewbacca when he gets tazed (video)

* Man sneaks into church to look at porn on nun's computer (news) 

* Tom Brady pranks Eli Manning (animation)

* Rally car obliterates a deer, you get the same view as the driver (video)

* Somebody made skeletal models of old timey cartoon characters (pics) 

* The 25 most memorable Super Bowl ads (videos) 

* The best movie catfights (videos)

* The worst building in history (pics and vids) 

* Unexpected jump kick to the side of the head (video)

Links from the WEB, January 31st

A preposterously strong flashlight, an old filmstrip on the dangers of germs, David Lee Roth belts out a classic with no instrumental backing and more in the links.

* See the most powerful flashlight in the world in action (videos)

* Troy Aikman talks Super Bowl XXLII (interview)

* Watch this "1950s" educational film on germs (video)

* Only David Lee Roth's hilarious vocal track for "Runnin' with the Devil"

* Actors acting like other actors act (list)

* Step aside, monster trucks.  Look at this monster motorcycle. (pics) 

* Thriller dancers terrorize y'all's neighborhood/subway (video)

* Hooters unveils energy drink... um... is it breast milk? (news) 

* I'm tired of riding in helicopters with other people (video)

* Virginia home found to house 89 frozen ferrets (news) 

Links from the WEB, January 30th

Taking unicycling to the max, a woman who drops dimes on herself, a chick who fails catastrophically at taking a hot picture of herself and more in the links.

* A guy you wish you were (article)

* High stakes unicyclery (video)

* At least one of us has a cavity in need of drilling (video)

* Woman calls 911 on herself, is cited for DUI (news) 

* Happy Slapping is still happening (video)

* Weird and confusing, but I'm all for eliminating Kenny G (pic) 

* Trouble for cheerleaders (video)

* When an ear piercing goes wrong... (video) 

* The best zombies in movie history (list)

* Not sexy. (hilarious pic) 

Links from the WEB, January 29th

How to kill yourself 10 times, an opportunistic track and field man, a lemur with a flair for the having-enormous-round-eyes and more in the links.

* Charlie Rose interview of Heath Ledger (video)

* The dramatic lemur (video)

* The worst sequels of all time (videos) 

* EFF commits 10 types of suicide at once (video)

* Spanish driver kills kid, sues kid's family for damage to his car (news) 

* Six ultimate movie playas (videos)

* Celebrity Slaughter House (game)

* Sport is what you make it (video) 

* The 16 best uses of post-it notes (list) 

* Google Maps has gone too far (video)

Links from the WEB, January 28th

A presidential candidate gets pranked by his son, the hottest album covers ever, tiny spy devices aren't just for tiny spies and more in today's links.

* True Hollywood stories of famous crocodiles (list)

* Matt Romney pranks Mitt Romney.  No word on Mott Romney. (video)

* The best attacks of news reporters caught on camera (videos)

* Hot album covers (list)

* Young Japanese organist makes the band Kansas proud (video)

* "I'm just a cuuuuurious little hippo." (news) 

* Why are you sticking a pin in your arm? (video)

* Puppy vs. Robot (video)

* The tiniest 2-way headset ever. (gadget) 

Links from the WEB, January 25th

Why Juno shouldn't compete for the big three Oscars, a brilliant kick, an even more brilliant bird takes aim at a news reporter and more.  Why?  Because we link you.

* An official release date for GTA IV (announcement)

* How to clear a swingset with a soccer ball (video)

* Whose boobs? From the 70s... (game)

* "If Juno wins anything other than Best Actress, I'll gnaw my arms off." (editorial)

* Girl in her underwear + potato gun = mute button + giggidy goo (video)

* The most annoying couples on the planet (list)

* 1 news reporter 1 bird (video)

* Mismatched siblings... I guess you could call it balance (list) 

* He can't stop, won't stop puking (video)

* Largest captive snake takes at least 7 men to restrain it (news)

Links from the WEB, January 24th

A bad-ass cat fight, an old woman shakes some doo-doo out of her pant leg at the supermarket, Russian cops take some guys to task bear knuckle-style and more in the links.

* An interview with Steve Carell and Anne Hathaway of Get Smart

* CAT FIGHT! (video)

* When in doubt: animal factoids (list) 

* An old classic perfectly executed: the spoon game (video)

* Celebrities who must have secret family ties (list)

* Russian cops don't mess around with nightsticks (video)

* I could use one of these right about now (giant hamburger) 

* Old lady snakes a turd out of her pant leg (video)

* Who'd you rather? Milk mustaches (game/survey)

* 10 celebrities who probably have really bad gas (videos)

Links from the WEB, January 23rd

A man is rescued from the death grip of a crocodile but is shot in the process, Jesus lives... in a potato!, Grandma can't keep her footing in a pile of duck dookie and more in the links.

* The Three Wisemen and the Drinking Game of the Week

* Which Scientologist is attached to these boobs? (game)

* Man shot while being rescued from crocodile (news) 

* I blame Eddie Murphy for the Packers' loss (video)

* Mmmm... potato Jesus... (pics) 

* Hot chick faceplant on a bike jump (video)

* Best Buy sets up a classy Heath Ledger "tribute"/promotion (pics) 

* The 11 most absurd "Noooooooooooo!" scenes (videos)

* World's Hairiest Man looking for love (news) 

* Duck guano is slippery, Grandma. Hilarious. (video)

* The biggest swimming pool in the world by far (pics) 

Links from the WEB, January 22nd

An impatient man robs a bank while on crutches, a ski run goes horribly awry and ends in a face slide, 10 bizarre and unnecessary diets and more in today's links.

* How to treat your boss (video)

* Yikes.  Devastating skiing accident complete with involuntary twitching (video)

* Movies that mangle the Statue of Liberty (videos)

* The 10 funniest moments in toilet humor (videos) 

* 10 Strange Diets (weird) 

* Craig Ferguson takes on Tom Cruise (video)

* Bullet proof vest saves soldier's life (video)

* Pig has 2 snouts, 3 eyes, problems with the ladies (news) 

* It's a good thing he lines this punch up.  Could have hurt. (video)

* Man enough to rob a bank while on crutches (news) 

Links from the WEB, January 21st

A Chilean man is not dead yet, how to do your homemade pizzas up proper, drunken Segwaying is even more ridiculous than sober Segwaying and more in today's links.

* Trump runs a tight ship (interview)

* Chilean man surprised to awaken at his own wake (news) 

* Drumming your life away to the Mario 2 theme... (video)

* Frighten your neighbors by nailing dolls to everything (pics) 

* God blessed us by cursing exercise balls (video)

* Impress the ladies with your hand-made wooden motorscooter (pic) 

* The least athletic movie performances (list)

* Who got a boob job? (game)

* A miniature brick pizza oven for your kitchen (gadget) 

* Drunken Segwaying (video)

Links from the WEB, January 18th

Star Trek photos, winning a fist fight, hello kitty rifle, panties for girls and much more in today's edition. Get to clicking!

Two new photos of Star Trek's USS Enterprise 

With the help of his son this guy scares the crap out of his wife.

MacBook Air Ad Parody

Hello Kitty Assault Rifle...that works! 

The 5 Most Horrifying Bugs in the World

Top 7 Geek Panties (for girls)

How To Actually Win A Fist Fight

Two Fishtanks connected by pipeline. Cool! 

Herschel Walker has multiple personality disorder? Huh?

Links from the WEB, January 17th

X Files, man drives into McDonald's, fisherman reels in a Hummer limo, scientists are translating dog barks into English and much more!

First Photos of Mulder and Scully in The X Files 2!

This is one of the longest and most kick ass hockey brawls I have ever seen.

Everything I Know About Money I Read on Walls [PICS]

Man Drives Into McDonald's after Order Botched

A fisherman's big catch turned out to be a stretch-Hummer limousine.

10 Smurfiest Facts About The Smurfs

If Internet Fads were Adapted into Video Games...

Scientists Develop Computer That Can "Translate" Dog's Bark

Links from the WEB, January 16th

Tom Cruisin' through another day, a man shoots himself in the genitals during a stick-up, a partying kid who refuses to remove his "famous" sunglasses on the news and more in today's links.

* Huckabee/Colbert '08? (article)

* Fake or Slutty? (game)

* 10 funniest Tom Cruise moments (videos) 

* 9 people who died laughing (list) 

* Russian grandma breaks it down (video)

* Man attempts armed stick-up, shoots his stick up instead (news)

* White girls + rap + Christianity = sad god (video)

* Lawmakers attempt to ban truck testicles (news) 

* Kid throws enormous party, takes news reporter to task (video)

* Will Cloverfield bomb? (film news)

* The gayest 'straight' guys (list)

Links from the WEB, January 15th

A man is punished for waving in a moving car, an ape gives himself a golden shower, Tom Cruise just wants to help and more in today's links.

* Why Floyd Mayweather won't make the leap to MMA (article)

* An ape efficiently pees into its own mouth (video)

* "Hey ladi... GAH, MY ARM HAS BEEN SEVERED!" (news) 

* Revenge is a dish best served with a side of projectile potatoes (video)

* Tom Cruise getting all crazy behind-the-scenes Scientology-y (video) 

* Want to look older?  Run for office. (list)

* This is every chick I've ever talked to in a club (video)

* 10 great crying celebrity moments (videos) 

* Whose Boobs:  Nerdy Boobs (game)

* Shoulder deep in cow anus (pics) 

Links from the WEB, January 14th

An accident of incestual proportions, a new restaurant guaranteed to provide the worst service possible, a list of people who knew how to dispense comeuppance and more in today's links.

* Worst. Video game movies. Ever. (list)

* Which LOST character are you? (quiz)

* Hockey's toughest bastards (list)

* Twins separated at birth marry each other... (Oops! Incest.)

* Waterslide stunts (video)

* The origami X-Wing (how to) 

* Grab a bite at IFH Mondays.  They have food sometimes. (video)

* Man Up Your Cat?  But not your hobbies... (pics) 

* Stop sunbathing and run!  Run for your life! (video) 

* Revenge is a dish best served frequently (list) 

Links from the WEB, January 11th

The highlight link of today's set? NEW CONAN MOVIES ARE COMING SOON! Awww yeaugh! (And there are a few other entertaining links as well.)

Conan movie franchise is baaaaack!!

Tyler Hansbrough dunks over 7'7" Kenny George.

Inflatable Boxing Ring and Gloves Set...for kids!!

The BarberBot will shave your face for you.

Woman, 33, posed as 13-year-old boy for FOUR months

The 50 Greatest Arcade Cabinets in Video Game History 

Turn your girlfriend into a Wii remote.

Links from the WEB, January 10th

A cabbie with an unfortunate name, a man with unusual taste in microwavables, an extremely manly wheelchair and more in today's links.

* Get in on the "When is Britney going to die?" pool (site) 

* An unlikely shot to the nuts (video)

* Man severs own hand, cooks it in the microwave (news) 

* Show-off dad wipes out, talks to himself (video)

* The goings-on of the Consumer Electronics Show (list)

* 10 cartoon characters that were probably gay (videos) 

* Guess the deformed celebrity (game)

* If American Psycho was a romantic comedy (video)

* Man Up Your Wheelchair? (pics) 

* Maybe the best homemade slip and slide ever (video)

* "Is that your reaaaaal name?" (pic) 

Links from the WEB, January 9th

A wife is caught hooking by her looking-for-a-hooker husband, a video game character is caught humping a wall, a zany furniture store which gives out fried chicken with purchases and more in today's links. 

* Talking with three of the new American Gladiators (interview)

* A cop hits a man in a wheelchair with his cruiser (video)

* Polish man goes to bordello, finds his wife working there (news)

* A glory hole humper in Assassin's Creed (video)

* Hollywood's hottest rides (list)

* It's a taser! No, it's an mp3 player! It's both! (gadget)

* Buy a sofa, get a free box of chicken! (video)

* 10 funny sex toy and lingerie ads (pics) 

* Guy drifts around a roundabout in the middle of the day (video)

* I'll see you all in Colombia... try not to get murdered. (pic) 

Links from the WEB, January 8th

A couple guys feel it's a good idea to mix electronics with a swimming pool, a man confronts a lost dog mascot with the power of dance, a crazy lady gets a creepy wedding cake of herself and more in the links. 

* 5 reality shows we hope the strike doesn't force on us (list)

* Kermit the Frog is Don Corleone in The Frogfather (video)

* I'll take "Somewhat Famous Sidekicks" for 800, Alex (list)

* Man Up Your Imminent Death by Electrocution? (pic)

* Impromptu dance battle with a wandering yellow dog mascot (video)

* The presidential candidates' athletic and celebrity counterparts (list) 

* Schoolgirl vs. French Maid... fight! (video)

* Top 10 celebrities who attempted suicide (videos) 

* The latest remake of Hitchcock's Psycho, starring Britney Spears (video)

* Insane woman gets life-size wedding cake of herself (pics) 

Links from the WEB, January 7th

A short clip on those awkward morning after conversations, an enormous mechanical elephant, a sweet workout montage involving tying rocks to your body and legs with rope and more in today's links. 

* A guide to the hottest games released this month (list)

* Those one night stands lead to some killer next-morning conversations (video)

* Giant robotic animals (pics) 

* Cyclist wrecked by mechanical arm (video)

* America's five most p-whipped athletes (list)

* Restaurant in Disney World bans kids... finally (news) 

* Awesome Turkish movie workout montage (video)

* Your sweater is ugly, but could it win a contest? (pics) 

* Where's Waldo?  You know, so I can shoot him. (game)

* When life imitates The Simpsons... (list)

Links from the WEB, January 4th

Ten of the best video game secrets ever, even the Legend of Zelda TV Show had a great catch phrase, a classic yet sad waste of beer and more in today's links.

* Top 10 Most Pants-Crappingly Awesome Video Game Secrets (list)

* Roman candle dodgeball (video)

* Blatant Hollywood rip-offs (list)

* The most ridiculous chains in hip-hop (pics) 

* The Legend of Zelda CP (video)

* A good old fashioned nuclear disaster prank (video)

* Unacceptable but hilarious waste of beer (pic) 

* Window-washer who fell 47 stories should be OK (news) 

* Identify the Italian boobs (game)

* Man gives in-laws a winning lottery ticket:  failed douche attempt! (news) 

Links from the WEB, January 3rd

The revelation that humans aren't the only species that pays for sex, more celebrities unmasked, a guy spends his Christmas Eve unwrapping a whole oeuvre of brand new smells and more in today's links.

* "5" (actually six) New Year's resolutions you won't keep (list)

* Male monkeys pay for sex (news) 

* The farting bunny (video)

* Guy claims to get 85 mpg on his futuristically modded Honda Civic (pics) 

* Short bus movie heroes (list)

* Child owns self (video)

* Wipe in style with this black toilet paper (pics) 

* Illusions shattered via makeup-less celebrities (video)

* Fill in the Blank:  Cult Movies (game)

* Man spends Christmas Eve trapped in a septic tank (news) 

Links from the WEB, January 2nd

Ending Frosty with a cannon ball, Sandra Bullock leading cheers as a teenager and a woman who performed her own emergency C-section with a kitchen knife all intermingle in today's links.

* 10 TV shows to look forward to (list)

* Manliest woman ever gives herself a C-section! (news) 

* Blowing up a snowman... with a cannon (video)

* Match the celebrity knockers (game)

* 10 funniest dildo-related moments (videos) 

* Sandra Bullock as a teen cheerleader (videos)

* Fat man in a little wife (list)

* An 8' tall lego R2D2 (pics) 

* The paper airplane war to end all paper airplane wars (video)

* Crazy Rolls Royces for the super-rich (news, pics) 

Links from the WEB, December 31st

Men and women alike can enjoy chocolate covered bacon, a kid gets a phonebook for Christmas, Jackass-style injury based humiliation vids have spread to the middle east and more in today's links. 

* You wanted a PS3?  Oh, my bad, I thought you said "phonebook." (video)

* Getting pulled behind a car on a treadmill rarely works out (video)

* Don't even pretend like you don't want some chocolate covered bacon (recipe) 

* The middle eastern equivalent of Jackass (video)

* When animals out-act their human co-stars (list)

* This is why he doesn't have nice things... dumbass (news) 

* Bike race crash, everyone over the handlebars (video)

* Cops fooled by ridiculous wig for two weeks (news) 

* A chick hits the ground hard after deflecting a spike with her face (video)

* Extra credit for locating the Kung Fu gland (pic)