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7/8/2008 |
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DV Expose: Guns Should NOT Be PrettyGentlemen, while I am not one to have a problem with gender equality overall, nor with women being kickass when they want to be, I was recently shown something that blasphemes the holiest of all things Manly. I was so disturbed, so disgusted that I felt I needed to go kill something with my bare hands and then shoot it repeatedly, then gut it with my Rambo-sized hunting knife. |
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6/23/2008 |
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DV EXPOSE: Why You Should Partake in Clinical TrialsOffering your body up for experimentation is one of the few awesomely sci-fi things a human being can do anymore, outside of reading Neuromancer and then playing Second Life. Here's why you should start getting into clinical trials. |
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6/16/2008 |
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DV EXPOSE: Kung Fu Panda Is the Manliest "Kids' Movie" Ever MadeI know: you probably don't like Jack Black, and you think the idea is stupid, and you'd never willingly see a kids' movie on your own, ever. Kung Fu Panda is the manly flick to change your mind. |
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6/9/2008 |
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DV EXPOSE: "The Women" Will Destroy You and All You Hold DearNot the concept of women in general, mind you, but the upcoming film titled The Women, starring Meg Ryan and a cast seemingly made up entirely of females. It is the ultimate chick flick. It will be our undoing. |
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6/2/2008 |
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DV EXPOSE: Jobber FetishismDon't get excited -- a "jobber" doesn't perform the type of "job" you're probably thinking of. No, "jobber" is slang for a character in pro wrestling whose only purpose is to lose miserably and make their opponent look like a badass. For some reason, there are surprisingly large amounts of men who find "jobbers" incredibly arousing. |
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5/19/2008 |
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DV EXPOSE: Porn SaturationIt's not news to anybody that the internet is full of porn. Now, though, porn is reaching its tendrils into every aspect of the web, even the once respectable areas like Halloween costume patterns or decapitation videos. There will never be less porn than there is today; that which has been created in the past will be preserved on the internet forever -- which means that pornographers have to try harder and harder for something new. And more and more seeps through and gets all over your everything. |
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5/12/2008 |
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DV Expose: The Homeless Pornography IndustryEver since John Adams and John Hancock started hosting weekly circle jerk gatherings in the basement of the Liberty Bell (circa 1776), America has been chock full of secret underworlds. Over the past few decades, one such underworld, the homeless pornography industry, has been thriving beyond belief - aside from the intangible benefits of happiness and man smoothies, the industry is said to be raking in a sh*t load of money. However, as America is known to interfere with anyone who's having a modicum (pun intended) of fun, it's uncertain how long the homeless pornography industry will continue its sensational rise. |
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5/5/2008 |
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DV EXPOSE: Cinco de MayoIt’s May 5th again and you know what that means… Corona promotions and tequila specials at El Torito or whatever crappy fake Mexican establishment you have in your neck of the woods. Cinco de Mayo ranks right up there with Secretaries Day, Earth Day, and (if you live in Arizona) Martin Luther King Day as holidays that are totally overrated and blown out of proportion here in America. |
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4/28/2008 |
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DV EXPOSE: Video Games Can Drive You InsaneVideo games have been likened to drugs by a number of watchdog groups and mainstream media sources in the past, and, like any other form of media, this is partially true. Books, movies, video games, etc., all have the power to influence the emotional state of their audience. Some games happen to make the player go just a little bit insane. Let's look at the evidence. |
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4/21/2008 |
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DV Expose: A Girl Who Went To My High School Did PornWhat's the most shocking thing you could hear about a former classmate? That they had a kid? That they died? That they got arrested for slaying a goat? Nooo. Those are things everyone does, you dumbass. The most shocking thing you could find out is OBVIOUSLY that someone who went to your high school... did porn. Well, I got some news the other day and now I am officially shocked. |
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4/14/2008 |
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DV EXPOSE: Why Democrats Aren't ManlyDespite record turnouts for Democratic primaries nationwide and wall-to-wall media coverage of all things Obama, the presidential race is still pretty tight. And even though the Democrats have more momentum than they've had in years, recent polls show that, for dudes, the GOP is the party of choice. Here's why... |
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4/7/2008 |
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DV EXPOSE: Your "clever" marketing tricks have no effect on meYour flashy publicity stunts do not convince me. Your “clever,” unusual viral marketing doesn’t interest me. No matter how oddball or innovative your marketing methods may be, they’re still just that – marketing. And we, as people, can see through that crap. |
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3/31/2008 |
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DV EXPOSE: April Fools' DayYou may think April Fools' Day is fun. You may be looking forward to it. You may even have planned something which you think is fantastic but which really only serves to illuminate the pervasive sadness of your life. It's amazing how wrong you can be. |
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3/24/2008 |
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DV Expose: How I Learned to Stop Using Adult FriendFinder and Love CraigslistLet's face it -- we all need sex, and the Internet is as good as place as any to look for it. Yet when considering Adult FriendFinder, a site supposedly made with this exact purpose in mind, there's quite a bit more (or less) than meets the eye. Here's why Craigslist is a better alternative. |
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3/17/2008 |
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DV EXPOSE: The Great Irish Drinking MythEvery race has a claim to fame: Asians are horrible drivers, the English have poor dental practices, the French smell, and Italians were screwed by the Moors giving them the dark complexion they are known for (Dennis Hopper in True Romance can’t be wrong). Then we have the Irish, who are known for their alleged drinking ability; however, at Double Viking, we deal in facts, and these facts utterly dispel all myths of Irish drinking supremacy. |
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3/10/2008 |
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DV EXPOSE: The Neverending BJFriends, Romans, countrymen: I have seen the light. After hours and hours of soul-searching and almost-research, I finally understand the very meaning of life. I know why we are here. I know what we must all aspire to. I understand the one goal which should drive us to succeed, day in and day out. That goal? The Neverending BJ. |
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3/3/2008 |
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DV Expose: Why Vikings Are the Next Big ThingThey drink, they screw, they fight until glorious death. What's NOT to like about Vikings? Other historically badass groups have all had their shot -- it's time for the Vikings to take center stage. And here's why. |
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2/25/2008 |
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DV Expose: Real Men... Pick Their Nose?Picking your nose. Everyone will agree it's disgusting. But... is it manly? Let's find out...
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2/18/2008 |
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DV EXPOSÉ: The "Pussification" of Cowboy BootsHard as it may be to believe, there was a time when cowboy boots represented something good. Something wholesome; American; manly. Those times, sad to say, are far behind us. This problem must be stopped as soon as humanly possible. |
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2/11/2008 |
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DV EXPOSÉ: An Introduction to Ladder TheoryWhat with Valentine's Day only being a few days away, don't you think it's time to learn and/or revisit one of the greatest studies in sexual dynamics ever written? How about we do that? |
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2/7/2008 |
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DV EXPOSÉ: Why Online Petitions Don't WorkWe know it feels great to show your political activism and rage toward "the system" with a few quick button presses and mouse clicks, but we're here to tell you -- no matter how many signatures your "BRING BACK FIREFLY" petition gets, it ain't never going to happen. Ever. |
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2/4/2008 |
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DV Expose: We Need New Montage Songs"I need a hero." "You're the best... around!" "Getting STRONGER!" These aren't just inspirational sayings. They're lyrics from so-called Montage Songs, 70s and 80s pop anthems that served as the classic inspirational backdrop to classic montage scenes in action films of that era. Up until the mid-90s you could expect a steady stream of these songs on the radio and in the movies. But somewhere about a decade ago, movie editors and pop musicians lost their way. The inspirational Montage Song hit parade ceased. Well, I think it's about damned time we brought them back. |
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1/28/2008 |
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DV EXPOSE: Wilderness HoaxesIn the upcoming comedy "Strange Wilderness," a pack of barely competent losers (played by Steve Zahn, Justin Long and Jonah Hill) attempt to capture footage of Bigfoot in order to save their soon-to-be-cancelled nature show. The bumbling idiots of "Strange Wilderness" aren't singular entities--their hope to cash in on Bigfoot falls into a long line of oddballs trying to profit off of "Wilderness Hoaxes." Let's take a look at this great tradition... |
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1/21/2008 |
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DV Expose: The PMS PrankGentlemen (and ladies), meet Pierce Cairns. He's a pharmacy student in Winnipeg, Canada, which is cool. But Mr. Cairns is not of note here because of what he studies; it's because of his contribution to guyhood. Cuz thanks to Pierce Cairns, a whole slew of people in Canada think PMS isn't real; enter, the PMS prank. |
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1/14/2008 |
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DV Expose: Why Are Brazilian Women So Hot?It goes without saying that Brazilian women rank among the hottest on the planet. The question is, "Why?" |
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1/7/2008 |
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DV Expose: Man GaffesWith political season in full swing, we're hearing lots of speeches and debates. And with public speaking come chances to slip up and be misconstrued. When a politician has a quotable slip up, it's called a gaffe. Well, politicians aren't the only ones who slip up and get misunderstood--guys like you and me do it all the time. And when we do it, it's called a Man Gaffe. |
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12/31/2007 |
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DV Expose: Why New Year's Resolutions Are StupidWhen you're out partying tonight, getting drunk on cheap champagne and halfheartedly mumbling your few known lyrics of "Auld Lang Syne" to your peers, remember this: any New Year's resolutions you make -- no matter how big or small -- are stupid. |
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12/17/2007 |
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DV EXPOSE: Just Make HGH LegalBravo, Major League Baseball. You've managed to squander most of the goodwill that was so hard to come by on the heels of the baseball strike, and you've done it by implicating and shaming some of your brightest stars for using a drug that promotes better health -- but not necessarily better performance -- and has no conclusive negative side effects. |
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12/10/2007 |
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DV Expose: Jennifer Love Hewitt Can't Have It Both WaysJennifer Love Hewitt was the topic of water-cooler conversation recently. Some unflattering pictures of her showing off her flabby ass hit the net, causing gossip bloggers to smack her around like a large breasted Piñata. JLH, or "J. Love" (as I like to call her) responded to the critics by saying, in effect, that she's not fat and thus didn't deserve the criticism tossed her way. Well guess what, J. Love? When you build a career solely on your looks, you can't get mad when you start to turn ugly and people notice. |
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12/3/2007 |
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DV Expose: LA Is Not For The ManlyHatred for Los Angeles is as American as Apple Pie (probably more-so, seeing as apple pie was invented in England). It's a cliché, really, and I'm not here today to rehash those old potatoes (potatoes of hate, that is). But seeing as this is a MANLY site, I thought I'd let you guys in on something--LA is NOT For The Manly. |
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11/26/2007 |
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DV EXPOSE: Our Loophole CultureThere was a time, not too long ago, when a very small percentage of the population exploited loopholes in our society to get ahead. These days, just about EVERYONE exploits the loopholes and takes the shortcuts when possible. You can't keep up without "hacking the system." Which is all fine and good... until something (namely our country's progress) gets hurt. |
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11/19/2007 |
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DV EXPOSE: The Dark Side of ThanksgivingThanksgiving is a time for family; it's a time to "reflect;" it's time to, well, give thanks for stuff. And to eat, of course. But just because it's a fun-lovin' holiday doesn't mean that bad stuff doesn't happen on Thanksgiving (either because of, or in spite of, the holiday). With turkey day coming up this Thursday, we thought it'd be fun to explore the DARKER side of Thanksgiving. *Cue "Tales From The Crypt" Music* |
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11/12/2007 |
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DV EXPOSE: Lawsuits Are Turning Our Kids Into PussiesThere was a widely circulated story last week about a girl getting in trouble at school for giving her friends a hug. While this story seems like a preposterous aberration, it's actually just a part of a pattern that's forming in America--some school district enforces a law because they're scared of lawsuits and then inevitably some perfectly normal, nice kid breaks the rule and is made into an example, thus scaring all the other kids. Soon enough, we have a country full of weak-willed pussies...all thanks to "frivolous" lawsuits that just need to go away. |
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11/5/2007 |
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DV EXPOSE The Security EngagementMuch ink is spilled on the problems with marriages, with the rising divorce rate and the general smash-up of the family unit. There's a part of the whole "long term relationship" problem that never seems to get exposed, however; my qualm today isn't with people getting divorced. It's with people getting engaged. |
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10/22/2007 |
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DV EXPOSE: Your Comedy Troupe SucksThe internet has done a lot of good. I can order my pizza without having to make any human contact. I can anonymously email ex girlfriends their own naked pictures just to be a complete ass. But with all the good comes some bad too. One of the negative aspects of the 'net (as the kids call it) is how easy it is for horrible comedy troupes to broadcast themselves for all to see. |
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10/15/2007 |
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DV EXPOSE: Amateur PsychoanalystsSigmund Freud didn’t invent psychiatry, but he did make it really friggin’ popular. While most of his theories have been abandoned by modern day psychiatrists, his impact as a populizer of the profession has been deep. Oh, so deep. And the worst byproduct of this impact? That everyone and their mom is an amateur psychoanalyst now. Yeeesh. |
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10/8/2007 |
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DV Expose: Internet Doctor Jay ParkinsonMuch ink (both real and cyber) has been used on Dr. Jay Parkinson, the infamous “internet doctor,” who diagnoses patients over IM and keeps a regularly updated blog. When you first hear about the doctor’s cheap services, he seems like a saint, plain and simple. But when you delve deeper into his presence online, things quit seeming quite so rosy. Hmmm… |
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9/17/2007 |
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DV EXPOSE: Rick RubinWhat would you call veteran music producer and current co-head of Columbia Records, Rick Rubin. A genius? The savior of the music industry? Hmmm. How about "con man." Gasssp!! How dare I befoul his holiness, the Dali Rubin? Oh, probably because he's full of shit. |
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8/6/2007 |
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DV Expose: Why Our Parents Were Cooler Than We Are Now When They Were Our AgeWe have jobs. We have college degrees. We bring home the bacon. We're responsible 20-30 somethings with an important role in society. We've accomplished more, quicker than our parents did. But we're lamer than they were by leaps and bounds. Let's face it: we're a bunch of squares, and our parents were cooler than us when they were our age. It's a fact. |
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7/30/2007 |
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DV Expose: Cash Warren and the Greatest Magic Trick of All TimeWe're kicking off the first day of what we have affectionately dubbed "Alba Week" -- a week full of DV originals expressing our happiness at Jessica Alba's newfound single life. Today, we try to figure out how the hell Cash Warren managed to date her for so long in the first place. |
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7/23/2007 |
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DV Expose: Models Make Too Much MoneyForbes.com recently released a list of the 15 richest supermodels on the planet. After reviewing the facts and figures, we’ve come to one conclusion: these women earn too goddamn much. |
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7/16/2007 |
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DV EXPOSE: Internet SkepticismThere are a lot of videos out there, and a lot of them are fakes. That is, they are forgeries of something or another; they are not what they claim to be. But, if you were to believe those who comment on internet videos, nothing has ever actually happened. The entire world is a self-perpetuating ruse. That does not sit well with me. |
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7/9/2007 |
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DV Expose: Extreme FanboyismFanboys are entertaining, irritating, terrifying, and inspiring all at once. As such we've decided to expose the most insanely dedicated fanboys in existence, along with our suggestions for further fanboy hilarity. |
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6/25/2007 |
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