Relieve Yourself in Style With the 3 Coolest Toilets In the World
By Elijah on September 12, 2012 - 8:16 am | PermalinkAre you one of those guys who takes his bathroom time really seriously? You like to have a few magazines to flip through, maybe listen to the radio, and you refer to defecating as “dropping the kids off at the pool.” In that case, these toilets will change your life.
This one seems a little bit like a torture device for fish, actually. While it's aesthetically pleasing and definitely unique, look at it from the fish's point of view. Not only are you trapped in an invisible cage, some huge pink monster takes a dump right next to you every single morning. As if that wasn't enough, you constantly hear water draining—are you next?
Incinerating Toilet
If you or your roommates (or girlfriend?) take such insanely hellish shits that it feels like your bathroom has been the subject of a terrorist bio-weapon attack, this bad boy is the toilet for you. The way this works is by catching your demon-spawn waste in a special film of coated paper. When you've finished aborting the Anti-Christ, instead of flushing, you hit a little lever. This drops your doody into a compartment that literally incinerates your waste. The cleanup is a breeze too, since all that will be left of your droppings will be ash. Smelly, smelly ash.
Portable Toilet
All right. So this toilet isn't “cool.” Fair enough.
Anyone who lives with roommates or family members in a household that has only one bathroom, however, will agree that this device could have saved them countless hours of agonizing stomach pain. What's that? Steve is hogging the bathroom again to get ready for a date with that one girl who has a lazy eye? You have to blast a duke so bad that you feel like you're going to start crying at any second, and he won't let you in?
Not a problem. Pull out your trusty little portable toilet and do your business. Bonus: set it up in Steve's room before you do.
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