Vodka. Drink of champions. Long has this distilled potato beverage kept filled the bellies of KGB Agents, Boris Yeltsin, and the cast of Eastern Promises. I can think of no other drink I’d like to consume.

It's a couple of weeks into the new year and most of us are probably starting to battle with that "I'm going to loss weight / I'm going to eat healthier" resolution that we made. Sure we all want to be healthy but we all have a lot of drinking we want to do. That's why we put together this list of the top 10 things to do that will allow you to still catch a healthy buzz while not completely blowing up your diet.

It's that time of year where all the major news sites write the "What not to do at your company Christmas party" list. We all know what we aren't supposed to do but let's be honest once that booze starts flowing it's hard to follow the rules. I decided to take that idea and flip it. This is a brief run down of the shit you are going to pull as you get progressively drunker at your company party. Sure your night might not follow this one like turn-by-turn GPS directions but it gives you a rough framework to work with.

You've got the Dude with his white russians, Frank the Tank beer bonging and Blutto pounding a fifth. All are not only fine moments in cinematic history but they are also some of the funniest moments in cinematic history. Here are the top 10 funniest alcohol-related moments on film.

Whether you want to call it an economic downturn, a recession or even a depression I think we can all agree that the economy seems to be on a slow circular spin down the shitter. You know times are tough when the Dow drops almost 700 points and it's not even a breaking news story. For all of us boozehounds that means we need to figure out a way to still catch a buzz while keeping a little money in our wallets. Here are the top 10 ways to keep yourself pissed without breaking the bank.

When you're piss drunk and being recorded by the dash-cam of a police cruiser it's pretty hard not to fail. Thank Christ the dash-cam came around just about the same time YouTube came around so that we can check out these chuckleheads in action.

It's happened to every one of us males that likes to date the ladies. Sometimes it's the extra bottle of wine after dinner, sometimes it's sparked by a cosmo fueled ladies night and other times the tequila tastes so good once it hits her lips she can't help herself. Sooner or later your lady is going to step out on the town and she's going to end up blitzed. She might not want to always fess up to it the next morning but here are the top 10 signs that your chick had way too much to drink last night.

Some of these drinking games you may know, some you may not.  What they all have in common, though, is the ability to ruin your mind and the ability to cause a forest to grow on your chest.  I'm not talking about hair, either.  This is going to be an actual forest.

There are a lot of awful bars in America. Here is one of them. This is the first part in a many part series. If you have a suggestion for the worst bar series, please email them to me at lukaskaiser AT gmail.com. Booya.

Sometimes you have to wear a maple leaf patch on your forehead just to avoid a flogging.  But sometimes, being American is just the piece of flair you need to pique the interest of a foreign bombshell.  Check out the eleven cities where going bar-hopping can prove rewarding for the American man.

Or, a Short History and Summary of the Most Talked About and Formallly Illegal Liquor From When My Mom Paid for My Backpacking-Through-Europe Trip

Anyone who's attended a bar on a busy Friday night has thought about getting with the hot female bartender. Some of us will try to get her, most of us will fail to get her and a select few will get lucky... a few times. But let's face facts -- more often than not, you ain't getting that. If you wanna get laid in the bar, there's a better way... become the bartender. Welcome to Tail Tending.

These are the hottest photos of girls doing beer bongs we could find. We searched Flickr, Webshots, Google, Yahoo, College Humor and more. Oh, and you're welcome.

My original plan was to just write about alcohol-related world records, not to do it in list form... but I got a bit excited, had a couple of beers... and now it's about 4 AM and I'm pretty smashed. So you get an awesometastic list instead. (BURP)

In most cases, men and mixed drinks just don't... well... mix. However, because we like it when our readers have their bases covered, and because showing your softer side through flavored alcohol is easier than writing a poem, we at Double Viking HQ have gone through the "trouble" of researching which girly drinks are the manliest. 

We at Double Viking are all about figuring out ways to improve our readers' lives. Today, we examine ways in which we can convert you, the deprived budding alcoholics of today's workforce, to full fledge rum runners. The following are sure-fire ways to sneak booze on the job without getting caught.

Being a Wingman is tough. Having to be put in the worst of the worst situations is a Wingman's worst nightmare. Here are five situations a Wingman should NEVER find himself.