Hi-5: The 5 Hottest Simpsons Characters (page 2)

Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon

Manjula is way too hot to be married to the paunchy owner of a bootleg 7-11 chain and she also popped out eight kids so her vagina probably resembles a muddy slip-and-slide, but she’s still pretty hittable.  I also find the concept of arranged marriage to be quite hot because it’s basically like you’re enslaving a woman, which has been the dream of mankind since…um…at least since I saw that “Chicks in Prison” movie last week on Cinemax when my Internet was down and I had nothing to jack to.  Also when you Google Image Search “Manjula”, you get a pic of this which is kind of awesome because what the fuck is this guitar with elephantitis she’s holding?  And how did she get away from the Dell customer service desk long enough to learn how to play it?  If Slumdog Millionaire has taught us anything, it’s that Indian people should serve no purpose other than to entertain us with dancing, romance, or getting shit dumped on their heads.  And I would do all three to the lovely lady Manjula. 

Marge Simpson

Marge is something of a housewife fantasy, or at least she was before MILF porn became so easily available to anyone with an Ethernet cable and a dream.  She’s subservient, she cooks, takes care of the kids, and stays in pretty good shape.  She even had amazingly large implants for an episode that got Homer free stuff, which is great because usually women cost things instead of get them for you.  And she was even hot enough to appear on the cover of Maxim, as seen above, apparently after every living woman with a vagina appeared on the cover.  As far as cartoon whores go, she’s probably no Jessica Rabbit, but she’s at least as boneable as the mom from Family Circus.

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joe

02/06/2009 12:08

you forgot the babysitter bart had a crush on...totally hot

Matty

02/06/2009 12:24

and Rev. Lovejoys rebel daughter.


Rod & Todd like to have sex with boys!!

Hurricanes

02/06/2009 13:49

Maude wasn't really obnoxiously religious, she was just religious. Ned, of course, is very obnoxiously religious. But it's so easy to make fun of the religious and takes no comedic talent to do so it's no surprise this is what we get. Good thing I don't expect more from this site.

Mexico Joe

02/06/2009 13:56

FUCK YOU hurricane, low expectations are what get the rest of us through life

Matty

02/06/2009 15:02

MexiJoe is a god damn genious!!!!

jibson

02/06/2009 18:01

also natalie portman's character was hot, not the slightest idea of the name as it was a shit episode apart from the use of the top gear music.

Ty

02/07/2009 13:55

I'm saving my boners for that hot slut on King of the Hill

Whale

02/08/2009 13:03

Lets not get into the religious debate here, (insert incredibly demeaning and derogatory anti-religious statement )

mj

02/20/2009 21:21

hey im sexy

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