Hi-5: The 5 Hottest Chicks From Totally Sexist Super Bowl Ads (page 2)

Cindy Crawford for Pepsi, 1997

Cindy Crawford was once considered the epitome of hotness even though she has a small planet with hair growing out of her face (which, for the record, would make ANYONE else look like a freak).  So Pepsi took advantage of that by having a couple boys gawk at her while she’s just trying to get herself a refreshing beverage on a hot day.

What would you put the odds at for a bet that these two boys jerked off together immediately after Cindy Crawford left?  It’d have to be 1:1 right?  Then they probably looked awkwardly at each other and one boy held the eye contact a little too long while the other was like, “Well see ya!”  And that first boy would never know love quite like that moment for the rest of his life.  Tragic. 

This Bitch for Bud Light, 2007

Yeah, you could go with countless chicks here…Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson, and even Farrah Fawcett had sexy little appearances for Super Bowl ads but they’ve had more than enough attention when compared to this woman whom I could find no information about and who probably never did anything besides this commercial.  Nothing is quite as hot as this slightly attractive lady filming a sex tape in this commercial that actually wasn’t allowed to run during the 2007 Super Bowl.  If there’s a sexier premise in a Super Bowl commercial than a girl making a sex tape and being shut up by being given a beer, followed by a robot jerking off to the aforementioned sex tape (or the subsequent meta-ish situation of me jerking off to a robot jerking off to a sex tape), then I haven’t come across it.

I’m sure I missed something so leave it in the comments.  Mean Joe Greene stripping down, while sexy, should not be cited as an omission.

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Whale

01/30/2009 11:18

haha wont jibs be happy about the next page button!

Oscar

01/30/2009 13:38

Hahaha. He hates it when it says page one when their is only one page!

Cindy Crawford is still lookin' fine.

Matty

01/30/2009 13:55

GoDaddy is located down the street from my office, I have NEVER REMOTELY seen anything resembling those hot skeezers!! EVER, I have to troll over to ASU and stair at 18 yr old titties.

jibson

01/30/2009 17:59

@ whale and oscar, that's some impressive memory.
i have no problem with the next page button when there is a next page, it's just that most weeks there's a next page button and no next page, it's false hope, like a push up bra or friendly promotions girl, total dick moves.
kudos to admin for remedying this problem before i could find my war hammer and smite him something dreadful.

Moncho

01/30/2009 20:43

Ok, that go daddy chick really got to me, those are retarded tits.

Ty

01/31/2009 18:10

Ali Landry has one scrumpdileeiscous ass

Luc

04/03/2009 07:38

i can't believe you missed commenting on Tanya Ballinger's name i mean come on it was just made for you

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