Paz Vega Bikini Pictures

That Kini' could use some more random string-straps on it. Nice log cutter on her!!


Take off the RIDICULOUS glasses, god damn it

Again Matty with the retarded ass glasses. I like the backside, but all i see are teeth on the front side.

I'll pass on Paz as I eat my pezz.

Don't matter what he meant, just do as Oscar sez!!!

I just bought an '87 Fiero. Got it for $1700 + a cord of firewood.

Thanks to my new whip, I'm gettin more ass than toilet paper!!!!!

CHUCH!

No thanks, tara. I got the Fiero remember? It's a muff magnet.

It's coochy catching coupe.

Haha!! cord of firewood!! That's what the bad mamma jamma runs on.

Tara you herpe ridden whore. Suck on my right while massaging my left. I hope that you die a horrible death by getting hit by a train and that same train backs up and runs you over some more.

God I fucking hate tara. I totally had a disgusting and highly offensive chauvinistic sexual double entendre for Mrs. Paz here and the things my penis would be involved in relation with her, and then bam, tara post comes along and i lose a hard on, my cigarettes and the will to be funny and deviant at the same time. Fuck you tara!

Where the F is MacGuyver? I think he's been whacked.

I think he is trapped behind enemy lines, and they took all of his paper clips, rubber bands, condoms, and pocket lint, so he's helpless.

Well I guess this makes up for that crap movie Spanglish.

**My spamming comment has been replaced with something more useful: I am a crackwhore.**