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6/22/2007 |
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Kid Breaks World Record For Most Shirts Worn at OnceThere are now officially far too many ridiculous world records. |
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6/21/2007 |
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Man Strangles BobcatThere's a lesson here: don't attack a Vietnam vet while he's lounging on his porch. It might not be apparent, but he's always ready to get his strangle on. |
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Dude Keeps Masturbating After Getting Stabbed, TwiceYour first thought may be "why did he keep going," but you should be asking what sort of jerk stabs somebody in mid-orgasm. At least let him finish. |
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6/18/2007 |
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6/15/2007 |
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British Police Apprehend Criminal with Help of RickshawsIt's almost like riding on someone's handlebars. "Follow that man, and continuously step on it!" |
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6/14/2007 |
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Chick Released from Prison for Winning Boxing TitleIf you get released from Thai prison for winning the title, do you get sent back if you lose it? |
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Knoxville Sued Over Penis StuntHey, I'd want what I was promised if I put my dick in a mousetrap, too. But I wouldn't put my dick in a mousetrap. |
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Giant Stripper Ad on Ground Near AirportI like how it says, "Anytime. Anyplace. Anywhere." Oh, anyplace and anywhere? Couldn't think of a third thing, huh? |
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6/13/2007 |
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Wedding Cake Eating ContestA bunch of women in bridal gowns packed away the cake like they were angry at the world for being in the contest. |
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Weapon from the 1800s Found in WhaleWhalers killed a 130-year-old whale with the same type of weapon he survived over 100 years ago. |
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6/12/2007 |
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President Bush Gets His Watch StolenHe stuck his hand into a crowd in Albania and withdrew it minus one watch. It happens with about 3:10 left in the video. |
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Top 17 Advertising LookalikesThe Sun-Maid Raisins girl and Shannon Elizabeth are identical in every way, save for the fact that I don't vigorously masturbate to pictures of the raisin chick. |
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6/11/2007 |
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Blackout Leaves Roller Coaster HangingPatrons hung upside down for a half hour. Actually sounds fun. |
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Bend Over So I Can Wash My HandsYou can practice your hygiene doggy-style, and you don't even have to go outside. |
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6/8/2007 |
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Uh, You're on CameraA reporter gets stung by a bee, and proceeds to take off her skirt and beat the bee with it. |
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6/7/2007 |
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The Ride of His LifeMan's wheelchair gets caught in a semi grill; he takes a 4 mile ride at 50 mph. Sweet, my turn. |
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Power Drink Gives Man Painful Two-Year ErectionDo not drink Boost Plus, unless you place no value on your penis. |
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Dutch Students Invent Alcohol Powder -- Just Add WaterI take back every mean thing I have ever said about the Dutch. |
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