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Archive > News

12/31/2007  

Network News, December 31th

Terminator 4 producers aren't saying Sylvester Stallone's not in it, Borat's playing the Steal This Book author, some pictures of Ed Norton from The Incredible Hulk and more in the News.

* Official Incredible Hulk photos (filmwad)

* Tyler Perry in Medea's... I mean... Star Trek?? (filmwad)

* Sacha Baron Cohen to play Abbie Hoffman (filmwad) 

* Rumors of Gambit appearing in Wolverine (filmwad)

* Arnold in T4?  How about Stallone? (filmwad)

7/6/2007  

50 Things You Should Never Say to Anyone

I completely disagree with #12. But other than that, a solid list.

Reviewing Adult Dating Sites

Because when it comes to your wang, you have to be discriminating. Learned that in high school.

The World Series of Pop Culture

Were it not for the fact that competing takes a great deal of time, effort, and studying, we might try out.

7/5/2007  

Man Bites Dog, Dog Dies

When animals attack... attack animals.  Seems pretty simple.

Here's a Manly Pastime

It's called, "Hunting whales with handmade boats and weapons."  I'd do it, but my spear's in the shop.

Porn Star Steals Old High School Friend's Name

And gets the pants sued off her. Though, to her credit, they were already pulled about halfway down.

18 Insights Into Understanding Women

And the ultimate conclusion? They are insane.

7/4/2007  

The Dumbest Wikipedia Edit Wars Ever

My favorite: should "Devil's Lake" have an apostrophe, or not?

7/3/2007  

18 Year Old Selling Virginity for 10,000 Pounds

Jesus -- that's like 5,000 dollars!

7/2/2007  

Clever Immigrants Pretend to be Cows

Well, decently clever, anyway. They did get caught.

6/29/2007  

The Girlfriend Facial Expression Cheat Sheet

Not pictured: happy with you and the decisions you have made.

6/28/2007  

Yoga Improves Sex

And not just in that "hey, I'm so bendy I can give myself fellatio" sort of way.

6/27/2007  

Paris Hilton Drew a Self-Portrait

She drew herself like a character from the Bratz. Seriously.

How Fat Would You Have to Be to Stop a Bullet

Maybe this is why gangsta rappers always tend to be fat bastards.

6/26/2007  

Man Accused of Having Sex with Bike

Did he put a playing card in the spokes so it makes that "ftftftftft" noise when the wheels go? I imagine that'd make it more erotic. I imagine.

6/25/2007  

Top Ten Signs You've Been Single Too Long

If these are to be taken seriously, then for the most part I was single for too long since age seven.

6/22/2007  

Parents Try to Name Their Son "4Real"

A few years ago, a southeast asian government had to take measures to keep their citizens from naming kids after auto parts (Spark Plug, for instance).  Good to see there's no racial monopoly on awesome parenting.

One-Year-Old's Body Inexplicably Riddled With Needles

Nothing hilarious about this.  Nobody knows how they got there.  Well, somebody knows.  All it takes is one sociopath uncle...

A Field Guide to Hollywood's Cougars

I'd probably hit Helen Mirren. I admit it. I might have to be a bit drunk, but I'd do it.

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