New Shows In Development

Six Flags Family: Remember those Six Flags ads where the old man danced insane rave dances to techno music? Well, ever wonder what that old guy's family is like? Ever wonder where he lives? Ever wonder if he wears boxers...or briefs? Sure you have...and now you don't have to wonder any more...because he's getting his own show! This one's gonna last...I can feel it.

Ben & Jerry, Attorney's At Law: What if those crazy ice cream mavens started their own law firm? The court room's about to get a whole lot TASTIER!! NBC's new hour long drama surrounds two ice cream millionaires who've decided to give up their lucrative snack business to start a criminal law firm, keeping innocent men and women out of jail...and INSIDE their local ice creamery. And at the end of each episode, Ben & Jerry develop a new ice cream flavor inspired by the case that week. Mmm, can you taste that Attempted Rape?

And The Band Played On: Who are the real stars of SNL? The guest hosts? The cast? The writers? Nope...the band. NBC's new reality series follows the exciting lives of SNL's house band. Everyone's buzzing about the pilot episode, where the saxophone player takes a nap and hangs out with their kids right before a taping of SNL. EXCITING!!!

LOST, Do OVER: ABC network execs and Lost producers alike realize Lost's last two seasons have sucked. So...can we do them over? We promise...no more episodes about Jack's past, no more Hurley chicken shack flashbacks. Also, we promise more Sayiid episodes. So...let's just pretend the last two seasons didn't happen...cool?

I'm A Mac, I'm A PC: It's the odd couple, '07! The human embodiment of a Mac and PC are roommates in an all white, windowless apartment. Those two crazy cats drive each other nuts, but love each other at the end of the day! Each episode will show the jealous PC attempt to copy what his cooler, smarter roommate, the Mac, does. HILARITY...and Hi JINKS ensue! Oh, PC....why do you even try! You idiot. You stupid, stupid fool.

The Line: In this conceptual dramatic series for CBS, we follow people waiting in line for the launch of a PS3, a different person each week...the same night played out over and over again. The show was greenlit based on the fact that Sony America is funding the entire bill, basically as an informercial to sell more PS3s. Sucks to be them.

Team KFed: As Britney Spears freaks out in an insane asylum, Kevin Federline's looking cooler by the minute. So the E! network thinks the timing is ripe to give KFed his own reality show.  Mostly, the show will be Kevin sitting at home, going on the net and reading about the crazy shit his ex wife is doing while his smile keeps growing and growing.

Kenny's Park: Comedy Central is out of shows, out of ideas and up shit's creek without a paddle. That's why they're giving South Park's Kenny his own show.  At the start of the series, Kenny's little brother has been kidnapped and Kenny's hot on the trail.  Sure, you can't understand a word he says and yes, he dies every episode...let's call those "hurdles." A dialogue free show where the main character keeps dying? Sounds like pure entertainment.

Ringtones Countdown: With MTV canceling TRL and record sales tanking, it's time for a music show for a new generation...Ringtone Countdown! The countdown features a sampling of today's freshest hits, as well as inane gerbil sounds and quotes from Chappelle's Show. It's gonna be HOT HOT HOT!

DoubleViking.com...the show: Hey...why the fuck not?

TV's gonna be good again, folks. I can just feeel it!