My Running Commentary While I Look at Megan Fox's GQ Photos (page 1)

Photo 1

Holy shit.
*Wipes drool*
Ok…the ice cube is obviously melting due to her being insanely HOT. And the look in her eye has given me an insta-boner. Well, I'm sure the rest of them can't possibly be as hot. Seriously, that's gotta just be a good photographer. But man…I didn't know her body was that tight…
*squints at screen*
What's that say on your side, baby? "If you can read these words you better be banging me?" If that's not what it says, it should…cuz I damn sure wanna be…
AHEM.
Brian Austin Green, America's men officially hate you and envy you at the same time. You have got to be the luckiest mofo on the friggin' PLANET.
OK, next pic.

Photo 2

O…K…that's hot too. I…man, I can't believe that's another hot pic. I wish I had some scissors to cut that little teeny bikini string…let the girls be free! MMM….and you're all wet…just how I like you…
Oh yeah, baby…no, no towel…let it air dry…Sexy, can I…hit it from…the………Uh…sorry…next pic.

Photo 3

Geez…
Ok, how can they be getting hotter?
Is it hot in here?
That's a cherry she's suckin' on, right? I got somethin' else for her…to…um….
And what's with those eyes?! She's staring right into my soul! And by soul I mean pants! Seriously, she's giving me a look I can feel in my hip pocket…The things I would do to that girl…
*sigh*
Next. Can't possibly get any better. It just can't.