My Running Commentary While I Look at Megan Fox's GQ Photos (page 1)

Written by Christopher Brown

Photo 1

Holy shit.
*Wipes drool*
Ok…the ice cube is obviously melting due to her being insanely HOT. And the look in her eye has given me an insta-boner. Well, I'm sure the rest of them can't possibly be as hot. Seriously, that's gotta just be a good photographer. But man…I didn't know her body was that tight…
*squints at screen*
What's that say on your side, baby? "If you can read these words you better be banging me?" If that's not what it says, it should…cuz I damn sure wanna be…
AHEM.
Brian Austin Green, America's men officially hate you and envy you at the same time. You have got to be the luckiest mofo on the friggin' PLANET.
OK, next pic.

Photo 2

O…K…that's hot too. I…man, I can't believe that's another hot pic. I wish I had some scissors to cut that little teeny bikini string…let the girls be free! MMM….and you're all wet…just how I like you…
Oh yeah, baby…no, no towel…let it air dry…Sexy, can I…hit it from…the………Uh…sorry…next pic.

Photo 3

Geez…
Ok, how can they be getting hotter?
Is it hot in here?
That's a cherry she's suckin' on, right? I got somethin' else for her…to…um….
And what's with those eyes?! She's staring right into my soul! And by soul I mean pants! Seriously, she's giving me a look I can feel in my hip pocket…The things I would do to that girl…
*sigh*
Next. Can't possibly get any better. It just can't.

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DV Admin

09/17/2008 14:51

Chris, I think you speak on everyone's behalf buddy...

Tipme

09/17/2008 14:55

looks like a pornstar

Bear

09/17/2008 15:08

Looks like a pornstar indeed. A chick that looks like that and yet is not porning, we call a tease. Bad tease, bad.

Matty

09/17/2008 15:48

She looks dirtier than the floor of a N.Y. taxi. Not in the good way.

Bob

09/17/2008 16:10

I can't even believe the amount of hotness.

Oscar

09/17/2008 16:34

Megan Fox squints more than Clint Eastwood in the sun.

She's mucho sexy.

Oscar

09/17/2008 16:35

Megan's got the DSL, but her eyelids are heavier than Gilbert Godfrey's.

The Hitman

09/17/2008 20:17

Seriously, the last pic....
skeet skeet skeet all ovah da walls...

Oscar

09/17/2008 21:43

Did The Legendary Hitman write this?

The Hitman

09/17/2008 23:42

hmmmmmmmmmmm....he might've, rabbit, he might've...

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