A Field Guide to Hollywood's Cougars

I'd probably hit Helen Mirren. I admit it. I might have to be a bit drunk, but I'd do it.

Best Moments in Movie Swearing

If there are worst moments in movie swearing, I don't know about them.

Family Guy Infomercials

They never say why you can't watch infomercials all night.  Also, you definitely can.  Trust me.

10 Worst Comic Book Movies

No Howard the Duck, somehow.

MILFiest 80s TV Moms

Willie Tanner from ALF, you did not belong with your wife, Kate Tanner from ALF.

Real Men Love The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension

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Eating a Live Octopus

This is behind the scenes of the Korean revenge masterpiece Oldboy.  When a Korean revenge masterpiece says you eat a live octopus, you eat a live octopus.  But you don't have to like it.

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First Look at Batman's New Suit

He can finally turn his head without moving his shoulders! Comic book fans, rejoice!

Lukas Interviews Jamie Kennedy

Here's another priceless moment from the Spike TV "Guy's Choice Awards" (hope you watched last night... if not catch it tonight at 2 AM). Our very own editor extraordinaire, Lukas Kaiser, had the "privilege" of interviewing comedian/punching bag Jamie Kennedy. Ouch.

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An Open Letter To Moviegoing Parents

Stop bringing your damn children to violent horror films.

The Best American Torture Scenes of All Time

"Best," in this case, being an extremely subjective adjective.

Another Knocked Up Deleted Scene

Dr. Kuni is not happy to get called out of bed.

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10 Best Ultraviolent Movies

When a movie with a title like Deathrace 2000 can't make the cut, you know you've got some serious violence going on.

10 Best Things About Total Recall

It's a fat woman.  No, it's Arnold.  And his fake head is a real bomb!

Road House - Secretly a Brilliant Film

Gigli. Howard the Duck. Battlefield Earth. These are part of the long list of films we all love to hate. The worst of the worst. There's one more flick that often gets snuggled into this pantheon that doesn't deserve to be there. That flick is Roadhouse. While many view the 1989 Patrick Swayze-starrer as a laughable joke of an action film, Road House is in fact, secretly, a brilliant film. Don't agree? Read on, you skeptical son of a...

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Top 10 Horror Movie Babes

That would be babes in horror movies, not babes that remind you of horror movies.

The 25 Best Movies You've Never Seen

Buckaroo Banzai is the greatest movie ever made. This is a FACT.

Top 10 Movie Drug Addicts

We do not recommend becoming a drug addict.  We do recommend playing one in a movie.

5 Classic Sitcom Dance Moves

We wouldn't actually suggest breaking most of these out at a party, except for the Carlton, which functions exactly as described.

The Origin of Office Space

"I'm going to set the whole building on fire."

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