Bullet Points: The Nine Worst Movies of 2007

We had a lot of movies this year. Many of them sucked balls. These are the worst.

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Tom Cruise's Valkyrie Movie Trailer

Tom Cruise heads an international cast as Col. Claus von Stauffenberg, the aristocratic German officer who led the heroic attempt to bring down the Nazi regime and end the war by planting a bomb in Hitler's bunker. Glad to see Tom taking on the role of a bad ass that doesn't revolve around the Mission: Impossible series.

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A Timeline of TV Censorship

It's amazing that fifty years ago you couldn't show a toilet seat on TV.  Now, you can show Paris Hilton's entire face.

Why Gary Oldman Shouldn't Quit Acting

Once he's gone, who else is going to yell "EVERYONE" in a blood-curdlingly loud voice?

The Seven Most Useless Transformers

Poor Wheelie. He may be the most hideous Transformer ever conceived.

Directors We Love to Hate

I don't hate movies I haven't seen, but I love to be indifferent towards some of these guys.

Five Lessons Learned From Watching Die Hard

Intense violence toward Asian women is funny. That's not on the list or anything, but it's probably worth mentioning.

Does Liking Macho Movies Make you Gay

No, of course not. Not really. Well, maybe a little. Sort of. Yes. Absolutely.

Reppin' Optimus

Let the ladies know that you're more than meets the eye.

Five Reasons Most Movies Suck Today

Reason #6: Nicholas Cage.

The Most Absurd Action Scenes of All Time

Why "All of Bad Boys II" isn't on this list is beyond me.

The Shower Scenes

Are they the best shower scenes?  The worst?  Nope, just an assemblage of random cleanliness.

Hitman Trailer

Do you like guns?  Video games?  Movies?  Then "Hitman" just might be the gun-related movie based on a video game for you.

The 10 Worst Videogame Movies Ever Made

When I'm president, insulting the Super Mario Bros movie will be punishable by death. No exceptions.

1000 Movies to See Before you Die

Written by big fans of film noir, so it's not filled with ridiculous French art films about gay cowboys eating pudding.

A Video Tribute to Scott Baio

They should bring back "Battle of the Network Stars."  Scott Baio is a natural decathlete who only acted in Happy Days for the cash.  Charles in Charge was for the love, though.

British TV for Americans

Spaced is the greatest American sitcom ever made in Britain entirely by and for Brits.

Top 20 Movie Insults

#13 -- "Benjamin is nobody's friend.  If Benjamin was an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick."

How to Piss Off DeNiro

First, you ask him to do a TV spot.  Then, you try to direct him.  Of course, if this was Nicholson, he'd probably take a 3-wood to your side-view mirrors.

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There Are No F-Words in Die Hard 4

WHAT THE F*** IS THIS SH***?