More Reasons Why Shia LaBeouf is Kewl
ByLukas Kaiser July 16, 2007 - 10:22 am | PermalinkA few weeks ago we ran an article about why Shia LaBeouf is the next Tom Cruise. Vanity Fair is hailing him as the next Tom Hanks. Well, I don't know 'bout all that, brother, but I do think Shia is just straight up KEWL. Why?
Cuz he wears kick ass shirts:

Cuz he wears sombreros:

He can catch big fishies:

And cuz he liiiikes booooobs:

See? Shia is just like you. Let's keep talking about Shia. Shia...Shia...Shia. His name is fun to pronounce too. Shia. Yeaaah.
PS If I hear about Shia one more time before Indiana Jones comes out, I'm gonna lose my shit.
