Folks, DV would like to introduce you
to our newest writer, Mr. H. I first heard
about him when he decided to do some "investigative
reporting" by outing a supposed ninjitsu instructor
down here in Miami. Apparently, Mr. H called
out the sensei and claimed him as a fake.
The instructor's students completely baffled
at what was going on decided to beat the shit
out of Mr. H. Yeah, he was left spitting blood
for days with one eye completely swollen and
2 ribs broken. But, that didn't stop me from
believing in him and what he was about. We
are talking about anarchy inside a man no
taller than 5'9", but it is the fury and knowledge
that brews within that lead to our hiring
of this warrior who should have been born
in another era.
