09.12.08 From the Viking
Melissa Satta & Elena Santarelli Are Perfect Together
Seriously, these two on your screen at the same time moving around in bikinis. Well the only way it could be better is… well, come on, do I have to spell it for you??
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Matty
09/12/2008 16:15
You might have to actually spell it out for me, cuz I can't see shit.
Oscar
09/12/2008 16:31
Matty, I'll give you the play by play like your a blind dude trying to hang with the boys on Super Bowl Sunday.
0:01 We start off with cheesy euro techno playing
0:05 We see a blond and brunette in bikini bottoms but JC Penny blouses
0:10 Camera man gives up a cleavage shot. I've seen better.
0:12 They are seen with your standard Euro Douche. Dressed in black, orange skin
0:15 Nice shot of their butts. Gay camera man pans up really quick.
0:20 Reporter asks trivial questions in foreign language.
0:25 Runway footage. Nice brunette with butterflys on her wrists?
Followed by reporter "No sheh lacka veet, skeet skeet." Blonde runway footage. Looking hot.
0:01 We start off with cheesy euro techno playing
0:05 We see a blond and brunette in bikini bottoms but JC Penny blouses
0:10 Camera man gives up a cleavage shot. I've seen better.
0:12 They are seen with your standard Euro Douche. Dressed in black, orange skin
0:15 Nice shot of their butts. Gay camera man pans up really quick.
0:20 Reporter asks trivial questions in foreign language.
0:25 Runway footage. Nice brunette with butterflys on her wrists?
Followed by reporter "No sheh lacka veet, skeet skeet." Blonde runway footage. Looking hot.
InglewoodJack
09/12/2008 16:38
The camera man was clearly gay. Good call Oscar. He was given the assignment by the hetero producer to get ass and titty shots. He obviously got grossed out by it and couldn't stay on them for more than 2 seconds. Gay!
Oscar
09/12/2008 16:41
hahaha!
Matty
09/12/2008 16:46
Damn, I'm kinda bummed I'm blind!
Oscar
09/12/2008 16:49
But you're one motorboatin' summa ma bitch.
colinhu14
09/13/2008 04:16
she is absolutely sexy ~~~Did you see her hot profile at a model dating site Richromances.com? It seems she is interested in dating wealthy guys over there!!
Whale
09/13/2008 06:10
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Whale
09/13/2008 06:12
that was a gigantic wang ... not the spamming fucktard, but a real one ... fuck you formatting.. fuck you.
tara
09/14/2008 07:35
yeah i agree with InglewoodJack .and i have seen some more pics about him on ''''''bigbisexual.com '''''''''''after u saw the pics on that site u would find out the answer!!
InglewoodJack
09/14/2008 10:21
Tara, that doesn't make any fucking sense. Oh and what do you agree with? Did you even read what I typed? Who the fuck wants a big bi sexual. No guy on this site. So go fuck off and choke on a dick between two slices of bread you whore. Good Day.
mrjomorisin
09/14/2008 10:27
JUST WTF is going on here?
I go away for a few weeks, and you ball scratchers are sitting around with your dicks in your hands letting the rotten-crotched spammers take over DV!!
I guess I'm going to send a case of bourbon (cheap shit, that's all they could handle) to the IT jag-offs at my new job so that I can get on DV during the work day (I LOL'ed myself at that one).
Until then, Matty and Oscar, I am giving you 2 turds a direct order to kick spammers in their barely used balls every chance you get, and DV-Admin, you are ordered to drop the fucking Big Mac, get off your ass, and donkey punch these festering pus-wads completely off of our beloved Double Viking.
Until I can return, you WILL carry out these directives.
CARRY ON!!
AND TO YOU SPAMMING FUCKTARDS--I'M COMING BACK AND HELL'S COMING WITH ME
I go away for a few weeks, and you ball scratchers are sitting around with your dicks in your hands letting the rotten-crotched spammers take over DV!!
I guess I'm going to send a case of bourbon (cheap shit, that's all they could handle) to the IT jag-offs at my new job so that I can get on DV during the work day (I LOL'ed myself at that one).
Until then, Matty and Oscar, I am giving you 2 turds a direct order to kick spammers in their barely used balls every chance you get, and DV-Admin, you are ordered to drop the fucking Big Mac, get off your ass, and donkey punch these festering pus-wads completely off of our beloved Double Viking.
Until I can return, you WILL carry out these directives.
CARRY ON!!
AND TO YOU SPAMMING FUCKTARDS--I'M COMING BACK AND HELL'S COMING WITH ME
Matty
09/14/2008 13:55
DONE and DONE Jomo!!!! I'm going to fuck Tara's mouth so hard that even her dental records won't be able to identify her corpse!!!
IJ, are and Tara dating?? LOL
IJ, are and Tara dating?? LOL
Matty
09/14/2008 13:56
**are you and Tara dating?? Damn, Matty's hung the fuck over!!
Oscar
09/14/2008 20:04
Dear Colin and Tara,
I'll fuckin tie you to a fuckin bedpost with your ass cheeks spread out and shit. Put a hanger on a fuckin stove and let that shit sit there for like a half hour, Take it off and stick it in your ass slow like Tssssssss!!!!!
Yeah I'll fuckin lay your nuts on a fuckin dresser and bang them shits with a spiked fuckin' bat BLAOWWW!!!
I'll fuckin pull your fuckin tongue out your fuckin mouth and stab the shit with a rusty screwdriver, BLAOWW!!
I'll fuckin hang you by your fuckin dick off a fuckin twelve story building out this motherfucker.
I'll fuckin sew your asshole closed, and keep feedin youand feedin you, and feedin you, and feedin you...
I'll fuckin tie you to a fuckin bedpost with your ass cheeks spread out and shit. Put a hanger on a fuckin stove and let that shit sit there for like a half hour, Take it off and stick it in your ass slow like Tssssssss!!!!!
Yeah I'll fuckin lay your nuts on a fuckin dresser and bang them shits with a spiked fuckin' bat BLAOWWW!!!
I'll fuckin pull your fuckin tongue out your fuckin mouth and stab the shit with a rusty screwdriver, BLAOWW!!
I'll fuckin hang you by your fuckin dick off a fuckin twelve story building out this motherfucker.
I'll fuckin sew your asshole closed, and keep feedin youand feedin you, and feedin you, and feedin you...
Sballato
09/15/2008 03:49
That kind of things, at monday morning (in Italy) are really dangerous... thanks!
ps.: Satta is fully original, Santarelli's boobs are "silicon inside"
ps.: Satta is fully original, Santarelli's boobs are "silicon inside"
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