The guys at WickedLasers.com gave us one of the manliest gifts we’ve ever received -- a pen laser so powerful that it can light matches, melt plastic, and be seen for over fifty miles. In the first part of our two-part review, we look at the practical applications of a Wicked Laser.

We at DoubleViking.com don't condone cheating on your better half. The best way to not get caught is to, well, not do it at all. But if you MUST do it, you might as well cover your tracks. And since you're a red-blooded male, might as well do it using technology. Got it?

I have a normal vacuum cleaner. It cost something like $70 and it SORT OF does the trick. But when I am vacuuming by myself and I pass a mirror and catch a glimpse of the sight, I get angry. I look like a beyotch. And I need a manly vacuum cleaner.