Make Her Happy and Still Get Your Way

1. Take Her Shopping (For Underwear)

This depends on the size of your wallet, of course. But taking her to buy some lacy goodies serves a few purposes. First, buying ANY form of clothing, be it inner or outerwear, will instantly impress her. Women love shopping and presents and getting new things, so this is bound to score points. Next, some lingerie stores let boyfriends in the fitting rooms. Think about that for a bit. Lastly, and most importantly, when you get back from the mall, or later that night, you will be able to get the full benefit of the new kickass lace push up and plunge maximizer with matching lace G-string, and possibly even suspenders if you forked out for them. She wins, you win. It's that simple.

2. Watch A Chick Flick (With Hot Chicks In It)

Let's face it, women like chick flicks. Some of them also like horrors, but most can't resist a good old boohoo movie where the girl gets the guy in the end. This doesn't have to be a bad thing for you however, if you
know which one to pick. Just take The Sweetest Thing for instance. With Cameron Diaz, Christina Applegate and Selma Blair thrown in, as well as boob fondling, wet t-shirts and slutty dancing, surely it can't be too hard for you to sit through? As an added bonus, she'll see you as being 'sensitive' and 'in tune with her.'

3. Give Her Oral Action (While She Gives You Head)

Ah, the classic sexual compromise, aka the 69. There really isn't much to say, other than the fact this is a sure fire way to ensure that you're both happy. It's as simple as that really.

4. Order Cocktails (Jaegar-Bombs)

Yes, yes - we know that getting her nice and tipsy is always a good plan. But ordering a round of Jaegar-Bombs has a double whammy effect - not only will she be happy that the drink doesn't involve tequila / Stroh rum / methanol, but you will also get a major kick out of this one. Fast gaining status as a party pick-me-upper, the Jaegar-Bomb is as nice tasting as it is sure to get a party started. Easy to drink and pretty damn addictive, these babies are sure to get both of you in the mood to partay. Barman, 6 Jaegar-Bombs please. Nice.

5. Watch Sports (Soccer)

Sorry to break it to you, but there is hardly a woman around who'd mind watching Cristiano Ronaldo or David Beckham running around the field. And it doesn't stop there - almost ever single Euro side has at least one hot player to boast. Ok, you might think soccer is for girls and metrosexuals, but it's a good game to watch when there's nothing better on - and with the World Cup coming on in 2010, you may as well start finding a team to support at some time. Besides, soccer can even be violent, with head-butting and dirty play making it a bit less of a 'pretty boy' sport, and if you can get past the inevitable shirt stripping offs at the end of the game, the match itself is always pretty fast-paced and entertaining. Plus, if you can tell her that Ronaldo is a fine, fine player while keeping a straight face, I guarantee she will think you are the most sensitive, coolest man she has ever had the privilage of scoring. So what if that sounds gay, just think of the rewards that honour will bring.

Just remember, a happy woman is a generous and co-operative woman. Keep her that way.