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Archive > Links from the WEB

3/10/2008  

Comedy List: The Effects of Drug-Laden Drinking Water

An Associated Press probe has revealed that U.S. drinking water is tainted with minute amounts of all sorts of different prescription drugs ranging from hormones to cholesterol medication to crystal meth.  Alright, there's no meth, but what do you think the long term effects of this tiny drug cocktail will be?

  • An incremental increase in fiddling while the country burns.
  • We'll be too crazy to notice when everybody starts getting mad cow disease.
  • It's going to cancel out all the Chinese lead.
  • Superpowers.  We'll have 'em.
  • You mean you haven't started laying eggs yet? 

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Links from the WEB, March 10th

Japan continues to produce ridiculous commercials, Fred and Sharon make the best worst movies, a soccer referee is forced underground after a man who looks like him is beaten in public and more in today's links. 

* Jason Statham talks The Bank Job and Transporter 3 (interview)

* The worst possible movie producers (video)

* Guy hits 100mph with kids hanging out the window (news)

* The Peter Griffin torture chamber (game)

* High school lunch room beat down (video)

* Nutty Japanese roach poison commercial (video)

* Ref goes into hiding after his lookalike is beaten on the street (news) 

* Horrible movie diseases (list)

* Cat fight... en espanol! (video) 

* "Us Placers" f. Lupe, Kanye, Pharrell and Thom Yorke as kids (video) 

3/7/2008  

Links from the WEB, March 7th

Some winners today.  A facial dermatologist with the perfect name, a man isn't all that upset that his wife banged A-Rod, a funny question is magnified by ten times by the lack of an answer and more in today's links. 

* Andre 3000 on Semi-Pro, OutKast (interview)

* The lamest actors to end up as action figures (list)

* She's having A-Rod's baby (video)

* Israeli researcher: Moses was trippin'! (news) 

* Funny question, funnier complete lack of response (video)

* Robert Shumaker hates livers (news)

* Best possible name for a facial dermatologist (pic)

* Man Up Your Angry Chair (furniture)

* Man buried alive, saved by his hat (news) 

* Wind blows two semis over (video)

3/6/2008  

Links from the WEB, March 6th

Will Arnett takes the "Olsen twins" home in a funny sketch, a 10 year old is found with a machine gun under his bed, a French mayor want you to know that your dying will not go unpunished and more in today's links. 

* A brief history of video game movies (article)

* The long lost art of throat singing (video)

* Do marijuana laws work? (article)

* French mayor threatens the dead (news) 

* Paparazzi Punch-Out!!! (game)

* The Waldo Ultimatum (video)

* Man Up Your 10-Year-Old Son's Machinegun (news) 

* Will Arnett gets down with the "Olsen twins" (video)

* Man arrested for threatening wife with voodoo (news) 

* Guy tries to funnel a gallon of milk... BLEAAAARGH! (video)

3/5/2008  

Links from the WEB, March 5th

It's not the size of the gun, it's the speed of the bullets through your aorta; hilarious fan-made remakes of great movies; a centenarian looks to run a marathon and more in today's links.
 

* 5 ways to get revenge on a bully (list)

* Mentos: the physical abuse maker (video)

* Name that sideboob (game)

* Top 10 fan-made "sweded" movies (videos) 

* Old woman unfazed by accident she caused (video)

* 101 year old aims to be oldest marathoner ever (news) 

* Devastating nutshot delivered by playground horse (video)

* 2 inch gun deadly at close range... that's what she said! (news)

* The not-so-extreme extreme sports (list)

* 50 'motivational' posters all in one place (pics) 

3/4/2008  

Links from the WEB, March 4th

Amish clerks don't take kindly to being robbed, bacon-flavored vodka, a dying star threatens to bathe us all in energy equivalent to all of that which our sun will release over its entire life-cycle and more in today's links. 

* Will Ferrell talks acting (video)

* Apparently Amish woman with axe frightens gunman away (video)

* Death cannon in space to annihilate us? (news) 

* The only prank show starring Starscream (animation)

* Dumbass gets comeuppance via nutcrushing (video)

* Greatest sports movie coaches (list)

* Watch maybe the greatest comeback in sports history (video)

* Great chairs... I want the one that cups the balls (pics) 

* Mmm... bacon flavored vodka (drinks)

* Moms get their war on at Chuck E. Cheese's (news) 

3/3/2008  

Links from the WEB, March 3rd

A punk kid gets slammed on his pink mohawk, a once-cute polar bear that everyone campaigned to save is now a raging blood-fiend, a magnetized kid is unfairly alienated from his would-be porn source and more in today's links.

* Semi-automatic grandma (video)

* Hit in the head with a flying hammer (video)

* 10 classic white man afros (list)

* Knut the polar bear is now a 'psychopath' (news) 

* Chick attempting to catch ping pong balls betwixt her mammoth mammaries (video)

* You poor bastard of a fabric softener mascot (animation)

* Magnetic kid ruins all computers (news) 

* A pink mohawk is not a helmet: punker dropped on his skullbone. (video)

* Man has friend shoot him in the arm for a sick day (news)

* Robbing someone in broad daylight (video)

2/29/2008  

Links from the WEB, Leap Day

Special sandwiches with a special cucumber, the world's smallest mother, Gary Busey is still off the rails and more in today's links.


* Dr. Dre to market sparkling vodka... how about an album? (drinks)

* Mmm... feeding your parents a tainted cucumber... (video)

* The most cell-phone dependent movie plots (list)

* Woman gives birth to baby over half her height (news) 

* A Japanese mass impersonation of 'We Are the World' (video)

* Man faces murder trial from shooting and injuring a cop 40 years ago (news) 

* Plastic knucks: take them anywhere (potential devastation)

* 10 strange phenomena of the human mind (list) 

* Gary Busey takes a little girl to task (video)

* Russian freeway streaker (video)

2/28/2008  

Links from the WEB, February 28th

A prank sends someone running under his bed, the Philippines violate human rights, Italy squanders the goodwill it generated with its models and more in today's links.

* Tesla goes green (cars)

* Christmas will never be the same (video)

* The worst excuses of all time (list)

* Boy arrested for impaling classmate not from Transylvania (news) 

* Ah, the ol' "you're in the middle of a dorm massacre" prank (video)

* Escape from Scientologyland! (game)

* Pregnant woman -- oops! -- squirts baby through toilet onto train tracks (news) 

* Filipino prisoners tortured through Soulja Boy (video)

* Fastball to the dome-piece (video)

* Italy outlaws public ball scratching.  You're on the list, Italy. (news) 

2/27/2008  

Links from the WEB, February 27th

Hitler drew Pinocchio fan art, but we're waiting for his as-yet-unearthed Lion King slash fic; a tow truck driver watches his career dissolve; Russian icicles do six people like Drago did Apollo Creed; more in today's links. 

* 10 ways to make your girlfriend break up with you (list)

* Amazing tow truck FAIL (video)

* The most obscure Simpsons characters (list)

* Use a carbonite-encased Han Solo as your desk (pic) 

* A traffic jam is born (video)

* Hitler loved himself some Pinocchio (news) 

* Who'd you rather? Celebs without makeup (quiz)

* Russian icicles murder six (news) 

* Full court alley-oop (video)

* Had to share this optical illusion (pic) 

2/26/2008  

Links from the WEB, February 26th

A soda fountain blasts a middle aged woman hard to the turf, five great failed marriage proposals, a pretty funny list on the creepy side of gaming and more in the links.

* The Walking Dead: the best zombie comic ever (article)

* Attempted murder via soda fountain (video)

* Match the boobs to each other (game)

* United Nations Sez: Eat Bugs (news) 

* Drunk woman accidentally ignites self (video)

* Army chopper practically clips the ground (video)

* 5 great botched marriage proposals (videos) 

* Best movie plane crashes (videos)

* Enzyte founder headed for federal pound me in the a** prison (news)

* The Creepy Side of Gaming (list) 

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2/25/2008  

Links from the WEB, February 25th

The A-Team breaks free, a man fatally ODs on cake, the 10 best horror movie deaths and more in the links.


* NBC allows websites to start airing classic shows -- like The A-Team (news)

* David Blaine is an evil demon (video)

* Whose red carpet boobs? (game)

* SUV rolls off a hill, irritating a man ejected from the side window (video)

* Man dies in cake eating contest... impossible! (news) 

* 12 kicks to the nuts (video)

* Buddhist monk murdered by his own lawnmower (news) 

* Marines cause explosions (video)

* Middle aged Japanese man posing as a girl arrested at high school (news)

* 10 best horror movie deaths (videos) 

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2/22/2008  

Links from the WEB, February 22nd

A chart that'll help you determine if you dress like a douche, some tips on how to live like Teddy Roosevelt, a water balloon makes us happy and more in today's links.

* Jilted husband exacts a hollow but funny revenge via photoshop (video)

* Do you dress like a douchebag? (flow chart) 

* What pregnancy has done to Christina Aguilera's chesticles (video)

* When the World of Warcraft is your only world... (video)

* Liquor companies to challenge China's no-drinking-on-the-job law (news) 

* Live the strenuous life like Teddy Roosevelt (article) 

* Tyra Banks airs someone's hilarious homemade fetish vid (video)

* 10 shows that couldn't get canceled fast enough (list)

* Super slo mo water balloon drenches breastesses (video)

* Five hospitals you wouldn't want to check into (list) 

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2/21/2008  

Links from the WEB, February 21st

The perils of trying to put your hand through a cinder block, a plastic surgery face that will turn your stomach, grandma's packin' and more in the links.

* Spike Jonze talks Where the Wild Things Are (news)

* Idiot tries to sneak a car under a barricade.  Satisfying result, though. (video)

* 10 dumbest TV shows of all time (list)

* Absolutely horrifying and sickening result of too much plastic surgery (pics)

* Watch a karate master's hand shatter in slo-mo (video)

* Grand Master Woo's Back-Alley Blackjack (game)

* Christmas with you is the best (video)

* Don't eff with grandma when she's sleeping (pic) 

* European gang fights include plentiful jumpkicks (video)

* 10 greatest moments in sex doll history (NSFW videos) 

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2/20/2008  

Links from the WEB, February 20th

Restaurant goers get an unexpected addition to their check, a man paints as a man should paint, MacGyver needs to trim his mullet from time to time and more in the links.

* Jack Black talks at Sundance (video)

* Man Up Your Painting? (news)

* Will Ferrell and Dave Grohl team up (video)

* 8 signs that you might be drunk (pics)

* The 13 worst "hacking" moments in film history (videos)

* The only place Richard Dean Anderson gets a haircut in Bangladesh (pics)

* Vicious motorcycle crash (video)

* Drunken sexual doctor (game)

* The best possible rubber band gun (video) 

* Check out this hilarious restaurant bill (news) 

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2/19/2008  

Links from the WEB, February 19th

A list of hilariously unfortunate names, a man's assault attempt is derailed by losing his pants, a late night prank goes horrifically -- but comically -- wrong and more in the links.

* All the bad landings you need today (video)

* Angry man neutralized by pantsing (video)

* Deadly delicacies (list) 

* Robots suck at reenacting Office Space (animation)

* The worst result to a late night prank on your parents (video)

* Monsters get all the chicks (list)

* How do you parody a scary midget?  With a 2nd scary midget. (video)

* Some of the funniest real names of all time (list) 

* Gah, that is a disgusting spider bite (video)

* Canadian police stumped by severed feet (news)

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2/18/2008  

Links from the WEB, February 18th

A frighteningly strong little Russian girl, horse fighting, the inimitable folks at Dell customer service drop gems and more in today's links.


* George A. Romero talks Diary of the Dead (interview)

* The 10 best bathroom signs (pics) 

* Marriage proposal denied on national TV (video)

* 12 worst video game bosses of all time (list)

* Skull-break dancing (video)

* Horse fighting?  Sure, I'll fight a horse. (pics) 

* 10 ways to survive a horror movie (video)

* Because we know you've always wanted a proper fallout shelter (pics) 

* The customer service at Dell is incredible (video) 

* Man Up Your Russian Daughter (pics) 

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2/15/2008  

Links from the WEB, February 15th

Nick Nolte either can't hold his liquor or is just trying to hold way too much of it, I want a shirt to power my home, evidence that you aren't safe from zombies underwater and more in today's links.

* Nick Nolte drunk as hell, trying to give an interview (video)

* The Miami Dolphins used to love MC Hammer (video)

* Scientists invent a fabric that generates electricity (news) 

* Diet Coke rocket attempts to murder douche... next time... (video)

* Best instances of actors playing far younger roles (list)

* World's saddest man compiles world's largest Star Wars toy collection (pics) 

* Best car insurance commercial ever? (video)

* Just watch the creep behind Elmo (video)

"I'm not going to let diabetes get in the way of my knighthood." (pic)

* Underwater Zombi in time for today's release of Diary of the Dead (video)

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2/14/2008  

Links from the WEB, February 14th

Faceplants 101, some ridiculous but infectious Czech song, a truthful commercial for love and more in the links.


* Matthew Fox talks LOST, Vantage Point (interview)

* A marvelous faceplant compilation (video)

* One-man armies of the silver screen (list)

* The singing Czechs you are legally mandated to love (video)

* Man uses almost a million matchsticks to build a car, destroy his life (pics)

* The 20 least romantic movie lines (video)

* Reminisce on some nice internet hoaxes (list) 

* Love: from the makers of Hate (video)

* The perfect Valentine's Day gift? (pics) 

* Feel like seeing what scarification is all about? (video) 

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2/13/2008  

Links from the WEB, February 13th

"I drink your milkshake... Screech"; an old woman decides that her forgotten keys are no substitute for an ax; mini Aguilera is truly unsettling; more in today's links.

* Scorcese to handle Bob Marley biopic (news)

* The inevitable Saved by the Bell / There Will Be Blood mash-up (video)

* Who'd You Rather: Valentine's edition (game)

* 10 best old school sports video games (videos) 

* Man Up Your Grandma (news) 

* All the best political sex scandals (list)

* Bringing back the rope-a-dope (video)

* Sheriff's deputies tip a paralyzed man out of his wheelchair (news)

* Horrifying "mini Christina Aguilera" (video)

* I want to be a nacho man (pic) 

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