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12.04.06 From the Viking

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Let's Play...Sex...or...Video Game

I'm embarassed to admit it, but I saw that Uma Thurman/Meryl Streep movie, "Prime," where Uma dates her psychiatrist's 20-something son. The movie was lame, of course, but there was a pretty funny, telling moment: Uma tells one of her friends she's going to buy her boyfriend a Game Cube, and her friend replies, "Do you like to have sex? Then don't get him a Nintendo." Too true, right guys? Well, here's a fun game…would rather have sex with her or play the video game?

1) Sex With Jessica Alba…or…play World of Warcraft?


Jessica Alba

Alba…all the way.

2) Sex With Lindsay Lohan…or…play Super Mario Bros. 3?

Lohan 

Super Mario 3…It won’t give you herpes.  A raccoon tail, maybe, but not herpes.

3) Sex With Lisa Kudrow…or…play Sonic The Hedgehog?

Kudrow 

Sonic The Hedgehog…I’m not saying Kudrow is a beast.  It’s just…it’s Sonic, you know?

P.S. She’s a beast.


4) Sex With CNN’s Paula Zahn, or…play Super Monkey Ball on Nintendo Wii?

Zahn

Paula Zahn…I’ll take 50-something, marinated poon over that crap any day.


5) Sex With Jessica Simpson, or…play Metal Gear Solid?

Simpson

Metal Gear…Solid Snake would never leave you for casual sex with Bam Margera.

6) Sex With a dirty prostitute…or…play Arkanoid on a TI-85 calculator?

Prostitute

Hmmm…I’d play a round of Arkanoid while getting a ten dollar hand job.

7) Sex With Bea Arthur…or…play Bible Buffet for the NES?

Bea

Since I can’t choose neither…fuck…I guess the Christian Nintendo game it is.

8) Sex With Ru Paul...or…play Ghostbusters on NES?

RuPaul

Ru Paul…all the way.  Ghostbusters for NES fucking sucks.

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Oscar
07/12/2008 20:39
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