Least Viral Celebrity Videos of 2006

 

Our friends at Egotastic helped compile a list of the most viral celebrity videos of 2006. Awesome list. Well we’ve put together a companion list, The Least Viral Celebrity Videos of 2006.

 

Diddy has to take a piss - Dude, you suck.

 

Moby’s “New York, New York” Video - Wait, so Moby might actually be gay? Huh. Who cares.

 

Jack Black’s “Anti Piracy PSA” - He jokes about pirates and “the internets.” Yaaawn.

 

MTV’s Cheyenne Lip Synchs At A Mall - It’d definitely be more shocking if she actually sang the song.

 

Joey Fatone Talks About His Boring Life

Interviewer: “Have any crazy stories about girls?”
Joey: “I wish I did.”

 

Nicky Hilton Taking A Smoking Break - The OTHER Hilton sister smoking REGULAR cigarettes. Lame!

 

Elton John Discusses Candles - Elton John talking about candles is the exact opposite of a celebrity sex tape.

 

Ryan Reynolds cleaning up his dog's poop - If he DIDN'T clean up the poop, the clip might've garnered at least 50 thousand views. But he was a good, normal person. BORING!

Ashlee Simpson sings at penises - No one cares.

Topher Grace makes a bad joke about Spiderman 3 - Topher Grace making bad jokes is not newsworthy. Hence...not viral.