Juno: Choose Your Own Adventure!

how'd you get to this page....fucking great

Nice now I don't need to see this dumb ass movie.

yeah neither do i insert.....seems like one of those movies that might end up staying on when i'm drunk as shit at some party and i catch 10 minutes of it and regret even wasting those 10 minutes of my life

Well first, I would like to point out that even without this I would not see this movie boys. Secondly, the EFF saga indirectly started with some Juno-esque comments so thats doubly gay. Third, if you read all the way thru this thing then you obviously chose to have sex with Evan from Superbad and that makes you triply gay. Just sayin.......

I see the need for a real men hate section

joe, this has already been bandied about for quite some time... so if you see it appear, don't feel special

Alright boys, our count stands at about 13980.

Yeah, it's 100 comments per post, 15 commentable posts per day. 1500 comments per day for 10 days. = 15000 comments.

didn't see this

don't want to

"clever" "indie" movies make me want to throw up

give me a creative low budget movie anytime, but not something that's "cute"

i never feel special lukas, but i will enjoy seeing the section, glad it's been bandied about a bit

Well this saves me a movie ticket, unless I go on a date. Actually, I think this would be a really bad date movie, no pussy for me.

Lukas has hate in his heart ever since EFF Jaime left us....they cant talk about how riveting Juno and the sundance film festival are LOL

why the fuck did they name a movie after the capital of alaska?

and why did they misspell Juneau?

hahaha @ mark, sundance

and apparently, the movie was originally called "junebug," and she was called junebug. amy adams fans would know that her academy award nominated performance came from a film that was released in 2005 or 2006 called "junebug," in which she played... GASP... a pregnant teenager. hooray!

so were remaking movies from 2005 or 2006 now?

joe it was a movie about the abominable snowman... he destroys the town of juneau, and renames it to juno, and since noone that lives there is alive, there are no objections... great flick

Well thats pushing it but they did remade that swedish flick into the Invisible.

...i...i think i'm back!

yes! yes i am! not sure for how long...Mark's essay must've touched the hearts of my IT people as well...

wow! yay!

yeah...i actually had to hold the IT guys at gunpoint and force them to remove the firewall...then I shot them in the kneecaps to prove i meant business...

that's why they call you the hitman

Welcome back, Chris.

Hitman welcome back

so yeah, juno

who has seen it?

who hasn't seen it?

HITMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sweet, Chris! Good old IT, they must have checked out the site and realized it is awesome.

definitely haven't seen it

Thanks gang. haven't seen Juno...will wait for it to be a Lifetime movie of the week.......so I can boycott it there too...

Chris's more triumphant return than Mark's, ftw. HAHA

ive seen it, i laughed a few times, and it didnt take the expected twist, so i was a bit surprised by the ending... its one of those movies that i wouldnt seek out, but i dont regret watching it

haha

Will wait for it to continue to suck so I can continue to ignore its existence.

...but you know...all this talk about Juno...is this to draw out the resident EFF who started it all?

ok, so if I'm roped in

they realized their hipocrisy bloaking hitman whilst readin it themselves

haha let's hope he's stalking, hitman

since he's got a crush on it

spoonz, did you watch it with Jamie?

oohhh.....c'man emo fuck feet, come out come out where ever you are......we missed you...but only once, next time chris will use his scope and be dead on target

what a gay

Welcome back, Chris.

hahahaha. Governors have sex with prostitutes, we just talk about it LOL

did anyone actually read those choose your own adventure books?

in theory, cool, in concept, suckass

excuse me, in execution, suckass

since in theory and in concept are essentially the same thing

Spitzer is a pretty big moron...that's true.

i think people who use totally proper grammar in comments are funny

hey Chris/Mark, could u post the essay that regained ur freedom so we could laugh/use it in case we need it??

I just told IT to check the post and that without DV I would become an EFF and would be too busy bleeding out to do my job.....they concured

LMAO@Mark

...and yes, I did actually read those Choose Your Own Adventure books...

Time Machine ftw! I don't care, man, they were awesome when I was 9. lol

come on, just show us, unless u were a baby winer wimpy EFF in ur cry for help

I showed IT Keeley Hazell R-Rated and they let me back in......

Who Killed Julius Cesar story-book ftw

i had a set of like 10 of those choose your own adventure books



@killer no, with my gf at the time

Ooo, maybe worse...? HAHA

fuck Juno, and that Real Man Hate section would be GREAT! there is nothing more manly than hate, and I am bursting with it!

I left a comment in the hot or not telling people to go here for now

thanks john

@ joe........bursting with hate.......mind if i use that for my next band name?

no I.J

thanks john....

np is what I meant

Joe has a jalepeno pepper permanently shoved in his ass I think....so angry LOL

anyone see that shitfest Accepted?

i was like no? fine! haha

FILLED WITH HATE!!!!! *sick double kick solo from hatebreed*

get this to 100 then move to Hot or not

it reminded me of superbad becasue of jonah whatever his name is, which reminded me of the other guy, who is in this

sounds good joe

sure you can joe

thanx joe

yea it wasnt all that great John......funniest part is when Jonah saw somethign fall from the rafters and had the most scared face ever LOL

if we can keep it up we should be good by the end of the work day

haha yeah the scream was good

so i saw this movie, gotta say, no girls in my school talked like that. also totally bull cause cross country runners didn't get girls.

I want to try that one thing that Robert Downey Jr's character says in Natural Born Killers "I'm gonna stick a hot pepper up your arse"

he was a fat fuck int hat movie

most likely hit the magic 15k before 5pm edt



would be good, if not....i'll wrap it up before midnight....i've put way too many comments up to not make the goal

I tried but the girlfriend wouldn't go for it, she didn't mind my hot pepper in there though, giggity!

gotta go, be back later

Im Quagmire, Giggity giggity goo, C'MON CLEVELAND GET MAD!

To Quote Peter Griffin: "Lois, there is one thing you need to understand in life, and that is that black people are totally different than the rest of us, and personally, I find that frickin hilarious" LMAO


They are so offensive to everything on earth

@joe, if we need to go overtime, I can be aroudtongiht as well

hot peppers hurt enough comin out the day after, i can't even imagine one going in.......owch

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hahaha@joe

Dont forget to stretch out those creaaaamy hamstrings!

See the ending i had pictured was that she kept the baby and made Jennifer garner's character suffer for her douche husbands move then she makes michael cera's character own up. They move to a trailer and then the fun begins. The sequal could be about how fucked their life was after that. Like a 2 hour episode of COPS.

the old guy is the best mark "get yo fat ass back heya"

You want a popsicle? That my wallpaper at work and everybody laughs but nobody really gets it....it must suck to be old

haven't seen that muscely armed paperboy round heya recently

"u boys like Popsicles?"

i got a tip for u in my pocket, but my arthritis, y dont u just go on and fish it out

you have 400 new messages...where are you paperboy...haven't seen the paperboy recently,..where are you...where are you

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haha....up to hot or not, guys?

yes

never seen it never want to see it

juno the girl is like the girl we all messed around with but didnt like in highschool

Son of a bitch, Jennifer Gardner is in this movie? Dammit now I am sure I am gonna skip this shit. Who the fuck casts Jennifer Gardner anymore? She stopped being relevant right around the time Elektra premiered. Who would put it in a movie, a stripper? Oh wait...