International Babe of the Day: Gemma Atkinson

Welllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll...I guess we'll let this one slide. At least she's got her chesticles out for us to see...

...I'd be motorboatin' sonuvabitch, lemme tell ya...

agreed hitman

so......did we decide Mondays are "Murder Mondays"?

middle left, my mind wanders into xxx rated territory

yeah we did, and I superglue your mouth to a guiness tap and let it go until you explode, sending beer and guts all over the bar

If so...I'd kill this one with a lethal injection...in her vagina...

Anybody see the movie "The Ten"? Watched it last night...pretty funny....
*Spanish Accented Voice Over: "I'm the Vagina Man...Vagggggggggiiiiiiiinnaaaaaaa...."

nicely done, John, except you forget that beer passes right through you, so all i'd have to do is piss it out...besides, that's just a waste of good beer...lol

I stuff the bar snacks in every orafice of your body, then wrap the tap hose (whatever the hell it's called) around your neck and hang you over the edge of the bar...

hmm not a bad way to start monday...morning guys..

in light of murder mondays.....hows about an injection to leave you immobile, but conscious enough to feel pain, then you would have each finger and toe removed and mailed to your family members, while i leave u to bleed to death XD

while you both are at the bar, I throw a molatov cocktail inside to get you out. as you run outside to escape fiery death, I hit you in the skull with my St. Fisty's day hammer, sending brains flowing all over the street, then drag your half conscious bodies back into the burning bar to finish the job

She is hot, there is no question there!

ughh.....marathon weekend makes murder mondays hard....I choose to kill......myself LOL

Toastyyyyyyy!!

Killer your avy is straight outta Batman Returns......

I tie you up to a chair, shove Mark's bottle of 1800 up your ass, then send a long tube down your esophagus...the tube is attached to a flame thrower, and I ignite it, burning your insides...the heat eventually escapes the other end and ignites the bottle of 1800...

nice one john. i had this fleeting thought of clubbing someone till they ccant move, then call the cops and sit and play with ur blood till they get there

lol@hitman and jamar

lol@Jamar...nice... "See my pretty paintings?" lol

On another note, I took my son to see Horton Hears a Who yesterday, which was actually not a bad movie...So we're watching the movie, and they introduce Steve Carell's character, the Mayor, and he's got 97 daughters and one son...tell me why the son is EMO? LMFAO...as soon as I saw him, I was trying hard not to LOL...all I could think was...look at this EFF...dressed all in black, with the black hair over the eyes, not talking, looking sad all the time...

if it were a PG-13 movie, he'd totally been cutting...lol

I build a shrink ray, tie you up so you can't move, shrink you down in size to 3/4 of an inch tall, place you in a tall glass (the sides are slick so you can't climb out, and then piss in the glass, filling it and drowning you.

oh oh oh.....pour gasoline onto someone, let them run for a bit so there will be a trail. Light it and watch them flail.....if there dumb enough to go jump in the conviniently placed pool, super....there we will have some leads from something generating 20000v, so hopefully you jump in so we can burn and shock yo ass

lol at hitman with the EFF...i personally never liked dr seuss or anything associated with him...thats jus me

Dr. Seuss does make for good parody material though...

God i love tits, this is nice.

Well said, Moncho.

Green Eggs & Emo ftw

no contest today?

Look at those scotch eggs!

Hey, I posted a "Gemma Atkinson" topic in the forum's "Hot Babes" section. Enjoy!