International Babe of the Day: Cristina Dumitru

huhhhh...huhhh...having impure thoughts...must start cutting to let the bad out...(welcome to EFF Wednesday, fuck feet...fuck she's hot...)

this objectification of women MUST STOP NOW!!!

HOLY CRAP........i agree with hitman...the thoughts im having i should be arrested for. Today on the tallywhacker meter we have a 9.5..... number 3 is really doin it for me... akhdkahdjhhgfigogwg..sry was thinkin about hittin that from behind XD

Seriously, she needs more clothing on...she'll catch her death of cold...

tit fuck ftw?!?!

i am glad to see her getting back to nature though. that looks like lovely foliage that one could happily hop, hop, hoppity hop through...if...the world...weren't so dark...

(1, 2, 3, 7, and 9 ftfuckingw!!! my god, the things i could do to that......)

lol......dv reallly picked a winner today... and ohh hooray im back from my wee hiatus

Sayyyyyyyy...that's a nice motorcycle. but she shouldn't be so close to it in a bikini...it might burn her legs...then again...if burning is like cutting, i might have to try it...

#2 she has wat i like to call the diamond betwixt rofl

and welcome back Jamar. I hope you'll join me in singing kumbuyah...
Kummm buyyy yaaaahhh...m'lord...kummbuyyyahhhh....ohhhh lawwdddd....

wth its the hitman +jamar show this morning lol

oh lawddddddddd kummbuyyyy yahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

(lol, heard that Jamar...may have to figure out how to get to Romania...after Brazil...and Argentina...and Italy...sigh...so many women...)

dont forget japan

yes! SING!! SING WITH ME!!!

and then we can each use our own sterile razors and let the bad thoughts out...

(seriously, where the hell is everybody else? running late? lol...actually, they're probably abusing their talleywhackers to miss romania here...)

rofl.........thinkin about gettin that pole installed in my room for women like her

wonder if we will get one from cyprus..............dear god i have done no work since this post

(hallelujah!!)

Pole? whyever whould you need a pole in your room for a woman...? I don't understand...but i do think that she and i could sit in my room and listen to some nice soothing music and I'll teach her how I release stress...and she can apply the band-aids...

(ditto. work is so out of the question now...lol)

lolrofl....pole = exotic dancing til she comes over and starts to tease the tallywhacker some more

miss romania has demonstrated she can assume a good position#3...squat really nicely in heels and lay in the "be gentle with me" position

i've asked the world to be gentle with me...but they're not...not ever...

pats hitman on the back

Thank you jamar, you understand me, don't you? here, have a razor...join me, my friend, let the sad and bad out...then maybe later we can listen to some ABBA...wait...no that's too upbeat...no, let's just sit in silence and listen to the sounds of cutting...

slice......oooh that one was kinda deep....ah well 999 more to go

plays scars by papa roach*

woooooooooooooooooooooooooooowsheshot

kill yourself EFFPOS

1 3 5 8 ftw

(hey Jamar, you can be EFF if you want to, I don't mind the company, but typically there is only one EFF and everyone else beats the hell outta him...but it's your call, if you want to join me you're welcome to...and when you're not speaking in EFF, type it in parenthesis)

I never really thought of Papa Roach as emo

John...she must be hot if she's wearing so little clothing. She should go indoors, where it's cooler, so she can put some clothes on

I suddenly wanna play tennis.......And agreed with john on killing off the EFFPOS

Whats with the tag team EFF's (Maq and Jibs did it too)

(ohhhhh me sees)

and you EFFs are right i have better things om my mind right now than to even read about your darkness

It's just that Jamar here understands and has the same pain that I do...he feels the hurt of a world that doesn't...love...JUNO!!!

I'm gonna have to make like 30 Days of Night and tell you there is no god, before I behead you hitman/jamar

lol...well err im keepin hitman's company......wheni get depressed i go play car racing or stufff like that ^^

I know, Whale, I know...you're busy thinking about...fornication! and objectification of women!! And alcohol!!! and pouring alcohol on objectified women!!!! I knowwwwwww your type...but really, you just need a hug...and a slice...i'll help you...it's ok...

Ohhh! Car racing! and when you get into an accident, the wreckage can cut you, and voila! no more hurting! Oh, how i wish for a car accident...

Oh how you wish for an enema, you mean.....

enema's are nice

Ya She is hot! But if you want to see more of her check out www.i_will_put_the_dick_to_her.com

Holy shit, she's so hot...2,3,7&9, ftw...Wow!

In other news, good morning all.

In final news, hey Chris, you make-up wearing, off-angle photo taking, wrist slashing, blood letting, piece of shit.

i remember this one time i was jumpin a double sidewalk to land in another carpark on my bike....i took a fall then i ran my hand at the back of calve and my hand was full of blood, i was like ooooooo thats cool u onli see this in movies...but my hand was still kinda shaking......then i chickened out goin for the jump again....sigh im not hardcore enuff lol

(LMFAO@Insert! LMFAO)

I've never been to that site, Insert...but Jenny seems to think I should go to meetdick.com...i mean meetbi...ah nuts, I can never get that right...

Killer! You noticed me! By Juno!! My day is complete!!

Jamar, it is ok that you were afraid...that's nothing to be sad about...hopefully your mommy was there to hold you and tell you you were a brave little boy and wipe your little nose and clean up your messy underoos...like mine does...er, did...yeah...did.......

rofl.....nah mommy knew that wheni got home early i had to be in some accident.....so she laughed, i love moms 3 cheers for moms

hip hip, hoorayyyy!

hip hip hip hoorayyyyyyyyy!!

hip hip go kill yourselves you emo cutting whiny bitchasses

3, 5, 7 ftw!

and no Hitman the only slice i need is the cold pizza from last night
so you should hop in a car give Jamar an enema and hit a pole (cuz you hate those too) then you guys would be in heaven (either way actually)

please walk out into traffic and die from internal injuries without externally bleeding just so your fantasies aren't fulfilled you fucking emo cutting bastard gays

not emo over here.....

what?! you're...not emo anymore, Jamar?! I'm...all alone again....no. No! I'm never alone!! You still love me, don't you razor?! Yesssss...Razor makes it all better...hhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.....

Jamar isnt emo he just...umm, whatever

i think i may be going back to bed for a while

I cant even come up with a decent emo joke i must be off my game

Whale...it's only because you've been cutting in secret. the blood loss can do that... it's ok. i know your secret, come out and join us...

Jesus H Christ killer, where the fuck do you find those atrocities for your avys?

i play tennis and pic 3 is a fucking perfect ass fantasy. WOW. and those long legs..gaaaahhh just imagine if she is flexible too

I would like to kiss her where it smells funny!!!!




and no not Albany!!

the armpits matty?

STFU EFF

alina vacariu is also from romania. im REALLY starting to like this country

maybe a Romania month after argentina?

.... must stay awake for DVD contest!

I am really digging this chick and would do ilegal sexual acts to her. Cant believe she is Romanian, she looks latin. But then again so does Sandra Romaine.

we need an r-rated of this chica, pronto.

"I know what boys like, I know what guys want"