Man I like 3 I can hear her say "come to momma"

Man where is everyone its 8:30 and no comments

I think everyone has started drinking already...which would be a record for DV.

well it's a bank holiday (day off) in britain. what about in americaland?

lmao, sorry, work got in the way.
2 and 8 ftw...

and yes i'm drinking, but it is half 2 and i've just had some good barbecue

...and I definitely like her as a brunette instead of as a blond.

blonde Mr Hitman. that word offers a stupendous opportunity for completely unnecessarily lengthening your vocabulary.

There is something about black squares on a monday morning that kind of make the week start off a little brighter.

Right down the center, that ass begs to be grabbed, groped, licked, sucked and fucked. And not precisely in that order.

Brunette fo sho. #3 FTMFW

blonde, blond, whatever.

bottom middle, she's eating the silk! stop her!

Blond, brunette, it's aaaalllll good

middle left

If she's hungry, I've got something else she could put in her mouth...giggity giggity! Allll riiiiiiiiight!!!

Jibs, why do British banks close for a Mexican holiday?

Matty, Cinco de Mayo is a holiday too big for just mexico...apparently the Brits have enough sense to realize everyone's gonna get drunk...lol

True Hitman, True!!!!!

I need you to bring sand, coronas, laser lights, a mariachi band, and pinatas, but dont even THINK about bringing the limes buddy!

what, those bastard mexicans stole our holiday??
may day is a british tradition i will have you know, when we go dancing around maypoles and morris dancing or something. you'll notice mexico isn't even in the wikipedia entry.
the whole international labour movement shit is a filthy socialist thing distracting people from the great importance of morris dancing and making crude but witty jokes about large maypoles

At midnight, do you Brit's unload your sixshooters into the air?

if only matty. in fact no-one does anything all day. it's just a nice long weekend filled with normal activities, except dv updates, so it's the best damn kind of weekend

5 de mayo is when the mexicans beat the french at the battle of puebla, it's a fucking retarded holiday, cause who the fuck hasn't beat the french?

... the swiss?

Ive seen this chick before, but im really not complaining. All though i will complain about these suddenly tight pants.

the swiss have kicked the shit into the french in some religious war. the swiss were hard as fuck back in the 1600s when all the religious wars were going on.

i got no idea then...

was hoping for a r-rated update...

Is she still single now? Why I still see her profile on the celebrity and millionaire dating site? And why I a WHOREBAG??