If You Eat These Insane Foods, You Might Go To The Hospital

April 02, 2014 - 1:00 am | Permalink

Even those among us who are the most
vigilant about eating healthily tend to veer off the path every once
and a while. You can’t survive on kale shakes and light salads alone.
You’ve got to have a bowl of ice cream at least sometimes. But these
“meals”? These take “eating unhealthy food” to a whole new
level. Read on to feel your arteries clogging!

Fried Oreos

 

Let's start off with something light here. Yeah, this is starting off light. Fried Oreos are pretty much what you would imagine: Oreo cookies, dipped in batter, and then dipped into a deep fryer. That couldn't NOT taste amazing. Unfortunately, eating more than one or two of them might lead to cardiac arrest. On the plus side, as you're being wheeled into the hospital on a stretcher, your last thoughts will be, “it was worth it.”

 

Chocolate Cheeseburger

Mother. Of. God.

 

Is that a slab of chocolate instead of a beef patty? You bet your sweet bippy it is. This insane concoction features melted marshmallows for cheese, strawberry goo for ketchup, and liquified white chocolate for mayonnaise. Absolutely bonkers. Would you be brave enough to eat this? How do you think you would feel after you did? Satisfied? A little guilty? Dead?

 

More Than Just A Hotdog On That Stick

Even as a dedicated member of the “we need more food to come on a stick” organization, you might be hard pressed to want to add this monstrosity to the list. It's a hot dog on a stick, kind of like a corn dog, but instead of corn bread, the hotdog is wrapped in french fries. Strangely, there would be nothing unsettling about eating a hot dog and fries, as long as the two components of the meal were separate. Somehow, when you combine them, things get a whole lot weirder.

 

Turtle Burgers

No actual turtles were harmed during the creation of these “turtle burgers,” which consist of a beef patty, cheese, and hotdogs, all wrapped up in bacon. Amazing.


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